#limpstyle-s

[troupicola]

why i should pick on louis' top model 

im fab

i love you

you guys are perf!

im very sociable to everybody

i love talking to ppl

im very active blog because i have no life

im a multifandom

im nice, yet crazy

i can be very random

i want to have a lot of friends

i think its enough, bye ily x

[harryaches]

putting this under a read more bc apparently i ramble a lot so there's that

well, it's 11:20 on a monday night, and i wasn't going to write this yet, but i tried to reblog the thingy from my phone and it showed up as a link and ten minutes later here i am, pantsless in my bed typing this, not sure if i had homework, but i feel like i did. anywho, i'm lou (amanda lucille, like my old url was allpowerfullou and apparently people thought i was referencing to louis, which isn't true bc a) i'm not witty enough to think that up and b) it doesn't matter anyway bc people still didn't follow me) and i'm rambling.

okay, hey, i'm lou, i'm seventeen, i don't like pants, and i never know what to write for these things like, what do you guys want? my life story? the history of the united states? a video that dramatically reenacts  the events of the titanic with all the characters played by me? bc i can do that, momma did not take four years of theatre and play lead motherly roles for nothing. like you want funny, but idk how to be funny, which isn't good bc my life goal is to do sexual things with louis and harry be a comedian, like a stand up comedian, and i picked that career on two sole factors 1) i won't have to wear pants half the time, hell, i could walk out on stage pantsless as long as it got a laugh and 2) i could famous enough to where people know of me, and i can hang out with beyonce, but not stalked by paps famous (i also wouldnt mind a career in writing tv shows and movies, that'd be fun) so yeah. i dont know what to put here. i'm too awkward for this and is the word to use, trust me, i've been told. and see another thing, is i have days where i wake up, and i'm just this celebrity, like beyonce days are great bc im sexy as fuck and confident and wearing some great shoes and singing (btw i cant sing) and having a grand time and louis days i'm sassy as fuck and momma dont give a shit if you dont like me but i'll also love you until the end of time idk man, i dont think that's normal.

so idk man, like i dont have a lot of followers to contribute to this group, but at the same time, i have so few followers that i could post whatever the fuck i want and no one gives a shit like i'm in my own little chill place right now, but my followers are cool, they're some special people and i love them, although i do think the first like ten are porn blogs i dont really know how that happened (also this is a lot funnier if you imagine me, a tubby, missing two teeth high schooler, making weird faces at her laptop in a pitch black room) 

so, okay reasons i think i should be picked (a summary of the above paragraphs with added missing information)

my name is lou

im pretty interesting, that's for sure

im not really funny but im spontaneous  so you really dont know whats gon' come out of my mouth

im really nice 

louis is my baby (check my whore tag)

like idk i love him so much he ruined my life and he's a stupid douche and i hate him and his face so much asjieufhbdsahf

im really funny if you put me in front of a camera

i hit post limit like twice a week (im pretty active)

and idk i really like to make new friends and talk to people and i like to help people and just people smile and laugh, i really love it when people smile and laugh

so yeah

I MADE A POINT BUT IF I'VE ALREADY LOST YOUR INTEREST, WELL THANK YOU FOR EVEN LOOKING AT THIS, I KNOW ALL OF YOU ARE EXTREMELY LOVELY, BUSY PEOPLE, AND I WISH YOU THE BEST PICKING OKAY LOVE YOU BYE