#limrick

[mrhare]

Limerick Time!

There once was a Prince named roman,

He made his brother a snowman,

Remus took a stick,

And gave it a dick,

I sure feel sorry for that snowman.

[writingleft]

There was once a fish boy who wished to sprout feet, to run, jump and leap, to require a bed for a good nights sleep, longingly looking inland from the sea, his friends called him jimmy the hydrophobic fish freak One day Jimmy pushed and he strained till it hurt, sadly not one appendage  emerged but from his behind, a long stringy turd, his school mates laughed and chuckled with glee, it hurt Jimmys feelings, this fish mockery Not deterred by derision, jimmy persisted with vigour, determined to ditch out on swimming forever, he embarked up a ridge, and with sheer power of will, he crawled on to the beach, no longer needing his gills With a breath of fresh air, his toes shot forth, hurtfully brief was the frolic, ironic for sure, unfair at the least, his adventure cut short when the claws of a bird snatched him up, by those very feet.

[geirulf]

There once was a king 'or Tibet

To the Tang emperor he did send a threat.

"We have sacked Xian, and will carry on. "

A princess is sent to Tibet.

[geirulf]

Once was a woman in Astoria 

Suffered most server agoraphobia 

When shoved outside 

Eyes bugged out wide

And collapsed in a fit of hysteria. 

[geirulf]

Once came three men to Carlisle.

One greedy, one sick, and one vile.

When the sick man said "I'm better off dead"

The other two started to smile...

[spookytreecoppie-blog]

Only Bad People Cancel: a limerick

"Thou iseth the worst" said she to me,

I, the worst, doth do naught but agree.

"Yay" says I, for this I know:

We hath made plans; I did not go."

[james-tugger-case]

Dirty Limrick

There once was a girl named Madonna

To all the boys she'd ask "Do you wanna?"

Warren Beatty said no,

called her a "HO"

Now she cries and smokes marijuana

[james-tugger-case]

Dirty Limrick

There was a lady who triplets begat

Nat, Pat and Tat

It was fun breeding

But trouble feeding

Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat.