Jason: so, is your like
Jason: you know
Jason:
Jason: jank fluorescent and green.
Jason:
Kon, glaring down at him sideways: why would my jank glow green?
Jason shrugs dramatically: I dunno
Jason: because you’re an alien
Jason: a kryptonian
Jason: Kryptonite and shit
Kon:
Tim: it is
Tim: if I snap his dick it’s like a glow stick.
Jason: *stares down at Kons crotch*
Jason: huh
Kon: please stop staring at my dick.
Jason: raves must be fun
Jason: I’d hate to see your room with a black light though
Kon: ok, I’m out











