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"Would you love me if I was a worm" except the canonical answer is yes and I always will always love my wife. (And she became a wyrm)

-Linkle, fictive of #🌌👥

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Mipha, Daruk, Urbosa, Revali, Arn, Medilia, Robbie, Impa, Rhoam, Terrako, Kohga, Sooga, Astor, Ganondorf, Dinraal, Naydra, Farosh, Maz Koshia, Mineru, Rauru, Sonia, Lenalia, Agraston, Qia, Raphica, Ardi, Calamo, Typhan, Quino, Cadian, Lago, Pastos, Braton, Vence, Pinnec, Sholani, and Ronza

I don't care if you're good or bad. Everyone and I mean ***EVERYONE*** here on this list are people (long) gone from Hyrule that I and/or my wife want to see...

I know that you're probably out there somewhere. Whether you know that you were them before or not.

I pray one day we will find each other, somewhere in this vast world.

-Linkle, the Heroine of Hyrule (fictive) #🌌👥

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Canon Divs:

So... weirdest canon divergence. My entire canon is lenient with changes all throughout. Like me being a trans woman, or Zelda returning as an anthropomorphic dragon, or the sage avatars not existing, or Epona existing.

BUT the weirdest thing I would say is Deku Baba, Aeralfos, Dodongos, and Skulltulas existing. That or maybe I'd choose that a random unicorn that wandered around Hyrule.

Why? Because people just don't think about those 4 enemies or a unicorn when I say canon divergent. They expect everything else up there.

"okay, different gender almost every canon divergent person has at least one person being trans or have a gender swap"

"oh, well the game says Zelda would've been forever changed anyway. So makes sense for that in particular"

"sage avatars not existing, that makes sense. It was purely a gameplay mechanic after all."

"Epona... I mean, your canon just brought in a canon Amiibo but had her be in the actual world"

No one expects the 4 extra enemy types or a unicorn.

-Linkle (fictive) #🌌👥

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Canon recipes:

Okay, so.... I'm just going to say, I am actively making a recipe book for all the foods across Hyrule. And even better is that in the opening of the cookbook I disclose that I'm a fictive and say I'm basing it all off my memories.

Honestly, my goal for this cookbook is to give people a taste of Hyrule and a slight/small understanding of what a fictive is.

-Linkle #🌌👥

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Back in my world, there were 364 days in a year, no leap years, and 13 months that broke in 28 days.

This was a little hard for me to figure out a corresponding date exactly as this world has 1.25 extra days, but... I have determined that today, November 17th is my birthday. And, although the 1.25 extra days should mean my birthday would change every year, I have decided to just keep it November 17th every year.

The only thing I want for my day of birth, is for all the citizens that submit to this blog to have a good day today. Stay safe. May the Goddess Hylia be with you all.

-Your local Linkle fictive #🌌👥

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The grims/archfiends are horrifying to me in particular.

They're a combination of both sets of bosses.

Windblight Ganon + Colgera = Grimgera

Waterblight Ganon + The Muktorok = Grimtorok

I have yet to see the other two so far (Most likely named Grimdo and Grimma based off naming conventions)

By themselves, they're already horrific. But adding the fact that they can talk...

They bring me absolute horror. I have so many nightmares about the bosses. PTSD flashbacks and everything... and these things created by Ganondorf, they give me the feeling of despair.

-Linkle, fictive #🌌👥

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Fathers day ask.

Hey, Dad, I know you're not out there, but I have to write this down.

You're a great man. You taught me everything about how to wield weapons, how to fight, how to dodge. You made sure that when I went off to become a soldier, that I could quickly rise the ranks to be part of the royal guard like you.

You made me who I am. I taught everything you taught me to my own son. I'm sure you'd have taught him better. I named him Link to honor you since I had changed the name you gave me.

I miss you, Dad. I wish you could've seen everything I did. The one thing I can never do is thank you and apologize for your death protecting me and my wife.

I love you. Happy fathers day. May those in the afterlife embrace you for me until the day I get to do so myself.

-Linkle, Daughter of Royal Knight Arn. (fictive) #🌌👥

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Something I want to say about my canon, part of our training becoming a knight in particular (didn't really apply to soldiers, but knights and royal guards needed this was to wake up at any unknown noise.

We were trained that while asleep we constantly needed to be on guard in case of an intruder, assassin, or thief.

We learned how to differentiate between natural noises, monster noises, or person noises. Then we had to learn how to tell if it's someone on duty by the sound of their boots. If metallic, it was an ally. If it was anything else we were trained to wake up ready for a fight.

Royal guards had an even worse time with this because in their sleep they had to determine if the footsteps were that of the Royal Family or the royal advisor based on memory of where each person was and what directions the footsteps were coming from. (The Royal Family and the royal advisor were the only ones in the Castle permitted to wear anything other than metallic footwear during nighttime.

And you have to remember, this is all while being asleep. I remember doing this training and it was so brutal. Because it was done randomly to train you.

You'd be asleep in the barracks and randomly they'd let a bird into the room, or walk in wearing leather boots, etc. and if we failed to wake, they'd wake us up with a wooden training sword to the chest. Or if we woke up when we weren't supposed to, a "banishment" (forcing us to sleep outside) for trying to "attack the king" (waking up ready to attack Impa who they often used in this exercise since she was the Royal Advisor)

Anyway, I thought that pretty neat. Kinda reminds me of Tanjiro's training in total concentration breathing constant from Demon Slayer now that I'm thinking about it.

-Linkle, fictive of #🌌👥

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