#literally bite me

[finalgrlfantasy]

been told multiple times by multiple nurses that i’m a ‘good bleeder.’ bite me cooper howard

[lux-scriptum]

If you order separate orders in the same car in the drive through I hope your socks r always damp and your pillow always warm

[i-eat-cars-and-berriesss]

I just came back from the new Spider-verse movie and OMFGUEUWHQOEDHIUE MIGUEL THIS GUY I AM GOING FERAL

[clueless-writers-blog]

Dean Winchester is a slytherin

[caffeinefreedietbepis]

"you're rude af, you know that?" look pal my fight or flight kicked in three hours ago, you're lucky someone's still here to ring you out and hasn't used the stapler on your face.

also, I notice you're here two days in a row, making sure my bills get paid. what's wrong, Kevin? nothing else open? you at my mercy? interesting.

[elflady]

OK I SAID IT I LOVE CLARK KENT I’M NOT ASHAMED

[kerkede]

And now someone else wants to start a fight and they're literally talking about accusing me of hiding money and spending it so I don't have to use it for bills Like, I fucking wish I had money to spend, like, I wish I wasn't constantly anxious about this shit and didn't have to have these arguments

[foxesanddaffodils]

tbh i’m really having to hold myself back from starting a fight on twitter here