#literally omf

[dist0rt3d]

WITH YOUR LOVE NOBODY CAN DRAG ME DOWN💘💘💘

[itspaulmccartney]

so my friend's mom is gonna test him for drugs because she thinks he's been lying to her and saying he hasn't been smoking pot (which he has) so at lunch today we were all telling him different ways to pass the drug test, and rose suggested that he has a close friend of his pee in a cup for him and give it to him to hide until the drug test so he can use that instead of his own pee and his argument was that pretty much all his friends smoke pot and then literally everyone at the table just looked at me and grinned i swear to god i was just like