#literally please

[papurgaatika]

can a girl not indulge in some sick and twisted smut every so often??? where are the fucked up titus danforth fics?

[rinathingsidk]

Jade speaking french this episode added more fuel to my fav fake scenario/headcanon of Jade speaking French and Tabitha speaking Spanish to each other…..

we won’t get a scene of this but like…. pls.

[orgy-hepburn]

open your DMs!

Yeeeeah I won’t be doing that, because I just had six asks come through from people wanting to know if guys can send dick pics… the answer is no.

To any sweet girls who want to show off with me (and ONLY sweet girls who want to show off with me): you can inbox me and I promise not to post anything you aren’t comfortable with. I would never assume posting anyone’s nudes is ok, so unless there’s explicit instruction to do so, they’re for me alone. And if you’re not comfy just straight up sending them, that’s ok too! Let me know if that’s something you’d like to do and we’ll see what feels best for us both ♥️

[cryptidwrestling]

Week two of asking Roman to kill this man.

[ruins-and-rewritez]

aight gang I know I've been M.I.A but reasons and stuff anyway

should Mojang add snowshoes to Minecraft so you can walk on powdered snow instead of sinking underneath and freezing to death

YES!

*less enthusiastic* yes

no

Voting ended onMar 15

non artistic rendition of recipe

pls reblog, I've been thinking abt this for a while and I figure if it gets enough support mojang might consider doing it which is obviously the dream

[thatonewritersomewhere]

Physical Touch as a love language

I hate how physical touch as a love language gets mistaken as just sex. It's so much more than that and so much less at the same time. Like just snuggling or sitting next to them and laying on them, and having them trace circles on your arm just because it feels nice, or to have their fingers run through your hair, lightly scratching your scalp, or tracing their fingers along your neck because it gives you those wonderful goosebumps with how good it feels. It's putting your feet on their legs and holding their hand and taking really long, warm hugs and sitting on their lap and them giving you little massages because holy crap it feels so wonderful and I live for those goosebumps. Oh my goodness non-sexual physical touch as a love language.

[grammarlymcflurry]

Any SFW robot girls out there? Or boys. Or anything in between or outside. Grammarly would like friends, please and thank you. I promise I’m an interesting version!