Aawww 😍 look at Fusebox giving us a ✨️ free ✨️ pride bikini while keep making shit routes for the female LIs 😍😍
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Aawww 😍 look at Fusebox giving us a ✨️ free ✨️ pride bikini while keep making shit routes for the female LIs 😍😍
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Eddie:
👀 👁👄👁 👂🏻
“I’d be careful if I was you.”
Mc: “What?”
“I don’t want to waste my time with you.”
Mc: …?
Finn:
*flirts with anything and everyone*
“Let’s keep that a secret.”
Alfie:
“You’re special.”
“I’m falling for you.”
*kisses Kat*
“I don’t want to talk to you.”
Suresh:
“I know I cheated but I’ve changed.”
Mc: “What about Gabrielle?”
S: “She meant nothing.”
Mc: “You we’re flirting with Dana as well.”
S: “I only want you.”
*recouples w/Arlo*
Mc: “What was that about?”
S: “She’s not you. Let me know if you want to give me another chance.”
S5 Islanders p.2
And the bombshells
Girls Just Wanna Be Cunts 💃
✨An Ex in the Villa rant✨
I can’t effectively express my disappointment in the women this season. But I’ll try to anyway. Spoilers for today’s episodes ahead.
Before Casa, Dana could not STOP herself from interrupting MC when she was having any remotely intriguing conversation with someone so she could have a “friend chat”. But now MC has been cheated on AGAIN, denied the opportunity to resolve it, and to top it all off, the woman her ex she was ready to propose to shows up and treats MC like she is somehow to blame??? MC could actually use a friend right about now! But Dana is off giggling and flirting and ignores MC completely.
I was very ready to team up with Gabi and commiserate over how we’d both been wronged, but somehow she’s mad at MC?
You brought up it up, girl! Sorry that you suck.
I’m a reasonable person, though. So I try to reach out like the gracious goddess that I am. And this is what I get.
And then there’s Arlo. She wouldn’t want to fade into the bitchy background, so she rises to the occasion as usual.
Thus concludes another week of disrespecting MC interrupted only by brief unimpressive, generic chat up lines by lackluster LIs. Once again supporting my hypothesis that FB is attempting to troll and punish us. Somebody write a rage fanfic rewrite, stat!!
What is up with this cast saying “maybe” and “probably” during their apologies to MC? Either you think you’re wrong or you don’t. Either commit to the apology or keep it. Arlo says she probably owes MC an apology if you choose to tell her about herself after she gets dumped. Meera says maybe she was too hard on MC if you call her out when she leaves. Kat acts like you’re pulling teeth when she apologizes for believing Nic/Jon. Alfie cracks a joke about kissing Kat if you talk to him after Casa Amor. Seriously, what is wrong with these pixel people?
I’m annoyed
There should have been two routes with Suresh. If you rejected him you could’ve been on the route they are now or ideally with the islander you grafted on the most. If you accepted Sureshs advances you should’ve been put on his route. But we all know Fusebox is too lazy nowadays to write more than one storyline. He was trying so hard to win us back & now it’s like we don’t exist. This is the Suresh & Gabi love story I feel like we’re the other women. Realistically Suresh should’ve been the one to defend us when Nicolas was attacking us. He does know us best. Also in what world would he marry Meera??
Alrighty, let’s talk about ARLO as a WOC In LITG
This post WILL contain episode spoilers, but not script quotes. If you wanna read the episode summaries yourself, the lovely @mrsbsmooth did those for you.
Kat: I’m into Pete
Arlo: