#litprofessor

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Whaddaya think, Darce?

My lit professor, asking for Mr. Darcy’s sincere opinion

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I don't particularly respect this table. It's a cheap-ass melamine table and I don't care who knows it. The college could have done much better.

My lit professor, ranting. 

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Oh, it's the Enterprise calling

My lit professor any time his phone rings during class

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Mr. Collins is a Zoolander.

My lit professor on Pride and Prejudice

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[Jockers] said no offense to Austen, but I got offended anyway.

My Romantic Lit Professor defending his fav.