#professorquotes

[scienceprofessorquotes]

"That sounds suspiciously like leadership and I want no part in it."

- instrumentation professor

[tortoisetears]

“When in doubt, get high and find people.”

Professor on time-lapse photography and looking for patterns

[skarthiviking]

The current theory is you gotta touch it ... don't misinterpret that.

Quantum Mechanics Lecturer when describing observing a quantum state

[anthropologme]

I love my anthro teacher already!

"If you think about it, we're all just facts with culture"

[lisasargese]

Remain curious about what you can learn from any situation. #lifelessons #learning #patience #quotestoliveby #quotesbyprofessors #professorquotes #proflisasays #proflisa #diaryofafatgirl (at Lisa's Place)

[shit-my-lit-professors-say]

Whaddaya think, Darce?

My lit professor, asking for Mr. Darcy’s sincere opinion

[shit-my-lit-professors-say]

I don't particularly respect this table. It's a cheap-ass melamine table and I don't care who knows it. The college could have done much better.

My lit professor, ranting. 

[shit-my-lit-professors-say]

Oh, it's the Enterprise calling

My lit professor any time his phone rings during class