This is probably stupid to rant, but I had a dream where TFA released season four and throughout the season there was an episode of sari was giving a pacifier that appears to be magical to bumblebee and when he looked at it, he started sucking on it and two hours later bumblebee was acting like a baby and ratchet was taking care of him and he said good job sweetheart and I’m very sorry that was probably stupid
caregiver ratchet ('o')!
I could imagine the bots getting curious about pacifiers (or maybe a bottle/sippy) and somehow making a cybertronian sized version of it.
not really related to your ask but I can totally imagine bee throwing a tantrum, (kicking and hitting the ground, screaming and crying, whole shebang) only for ratchet to pick him up with his magnets.
bad baby bots get put in air jail forever! like ten minutes with a free candy afterwards
also love ratchet calling baby bee sweetheart













