Can I order headcanons from you on caregiver Flambea from Dispatch?
Thank you for reading the order
-🎩> Ooooh, this is gonna be fun! ;] he more like a babysitter - btw
🔥- Controlled Burns " for Playtime "Flambae’s pyromaniac tendencies get redirected into safe, little-friendly activities. He’ll use his flames to:
• Light birthday candles over and over because his little one loves blowing them out.
• Warm up cold snacks (like muffins or grilled cheese) with precise finger-flicks of fire—no microwave needed!
— But he’s very strict about fire safety around the little one. No accidental arson on his watch!!
🔥 - Grumpy But Protective
– Flambae can acts all annoyed – "Ugh, why do I have to babysit?" but he’s low-key obsessed with keeping his little safe. Examples:
• If someone mocks the regressor for their plushies or little habits, Flambae literally smokes from his ears before snarling — "Say that again. I dare you."
• He begrudgingly carries a "go-bag" with emergency snacks, a stuffed animal, crayons with coloring book, napkins — just in case
🔥 - "No, You Can’t Bench Press a Toddler"
Flambae’s weird mix of tough-love and concern translates hilariously:
• If the little trips, he scoops them up like a feral cat, grumbling, — "You’re fine. Walk it off. ...Do you need a bandaid? Fine, here."
• He insists on teaching the regressor "self-defense" (aka how to gently push away bad vibes).
• Flambae pretends he’s totally not a cuddle person—until the regressor climbs into his lap during a thunderstorm. Then he begrudgingly lets them stay, muttering, — "Ugh, fine, but if you tell anyone, I’ll deny it." — His body heat keeps them cozy, and he may or may not absentmindedly pat their hair while grumbling about "stupid emotional vulnerability."
🔥 - Dragon Storytime Chaos
• Flambae’s version of "Goodnight Moon" involves extremely exaggerated tales of fire-breathing dragons. He uses tiny flames to animate the story (safely!), and if the little one asks — "Are dragons real?" — he deadpans, — "Yeah, I fought one last Tuesday. Now go to sleep."
🔥 - The friendship bracelet Incident
• Ones of knotted friendship bracelet*somehow* ends up wrapped around Flambae’s wrist after a particularly clingy day. He rolls his eyes but doesn’t take it off—even during missions. When Robert raises an eyebrow, Flambae snaps, – "What? It’s tactical "
If the regressor draws him a picture, he aggressively tapes it to the Z-Team’s fridge with a warning: " Touch this and I incinerate your snacks."
