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The Cup's not a Neopet. The Cup is a Cup.

So what

Wait how exactly do you intend to impregnate the Cup?

Oh, excuse me, I didn't know I was dealing with an expert on Neopets biology.

do you want the cup to bear your sparkly golden children someday

The Gold Hissi will finally be released.

Whatever ya say, Cap'. Jus' try ta get out sometime if ya can. -Tormo

I'll get out as little or as much as I please, thank you very much.

So it's one a' them open marriages, then? I mean how do ya know they ain't doin' unspeakable things with Loryche righ' now? -Tormo

I can feel in my bones that they will always be faithful to me, even though they may be obligated to be in the hold of another

are you missing a zero or did you just answer the other ask you misinterpreted either way wOAH

At about 40cm, [the Hissi] is a medium-sized Neopet.

http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=museum_species_hissi

In case ya forgot, Cap', ya DON'T HAVE THE CUP! Criminy, an' I thought -I- had an addiction. -Tormo

I'm MARRIED to them; of COURSE I'm going to dwell on the matter.

I meant tall! Or, I mean, from the tip of your nose to the end of your tail length, not the other one.

40 centimeters.

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