*Link and Zelda are reading the news about the casting for the upcoming movie*
Zelda: ...Huh. I've literally never seen this girl in anything.
Link: My guy was in "Haunting of Bly Manor" and he was good at that.
Zelda: Both relatively obscure. Is this a good sign?
Link: I think so. Means they aren't taking the easy "star-power" route and just casting big names to draw in eyes.
Zelda: Fair. Even if my dreams of Anya Taylor-Joy playing me are dashed. *dreamy sigh* She could play me any day.
Link: Hope they announce Ganondorf's actor soon. Ours is getting... antsy.
*With Ganondorf*
Ganondorf, sacrificing a beanie baby before an altar: Come on Michael B. Jordan. Come on Michael B. Jordan! I saw what you could do in "Sinners", come on!











