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I'm mcfreaking hysterical right now. Needed my under cut trimmed and sent to a beauty school cause they were offering free haircuts to students what were evacuated. Now it was going well until they asked if I had designs and wanted to cut a v into my hair. A v This is what I got I'm A Walking Tick tack toe board. Holy shit I'm laughing so hard This is hilarious someone needs to help me cut a x and o into it. Who has scissors ??
Reading this because I can (also FUCKING SITH) and this is my bookmark (because I can) and I am a living, breathing shitpost @myswordhandtwitches
life is wack
I'm literally like a walking shitpost. And it really shows during the midnight hours, when the high from sleep deprivation is most palpable.
The other day my friend was looking for her Christmas card for me but couldn’t find it, in our families we have a tradition of putting Christmas cards on garland and or on the tree.
After spending ten minute trying to this card she just hands me this napkin.
I barter seaweed for memes and hang napkins on my tree. Fight me.
But don’t actually, I’m soft and I’ll probably just end up crying on you while telling you shitty anti-jokes.
P.S my Christmas lights are purple happy bats and my garland has skulls, pumpkins and bats on them
Penny for your thoughts -ask-the-scrambler
- Egg? - He is the Eggman. Koo-koo-ka-choo. - Seriously, what am I on? - Is this all a fever dream? Am I still at the bus stop? - I swear, if he shows up with the airhorn again… - Is he actually a villain? Or did we dream him up? - I’m switching my cold meds. @ask-the-scrambler
Any time I look at this chapter, I read the opening line and my mind autofills in a serious voice, "The day was pretty regular and then the Fire Nation attacked." And I think that says everything about me.
I still have not listened to anything but gasolina, rasputin, ready to go by republica, and vocaloid songs in over a week
