#lix!!!

[vanityloves]

Can I be invited to your hate wedding with Zebruh?????? I want to be there so I can throw him used chewing gum in the hair and yells at you to kiss the bride (him)

First of all, I am NOT getting married. I'm not gonna waste anyone elses time (or money. even if its his cause im not like that) on Mr. Fake Ally - thats my job to waste time on garbage! Do not support me in my endeavors... this is about me repenting for my sins. This is the equivalent of scooping horseshit as a living (which, props to those people irl bc someones gonna do it!) and I do not want people to know me as The Guy That (hate) Married A Sack Of Shit Dude.

Secondly, you can always throwing gum at him and yell at me to kiss him - no marriage required 💕 its what friends do 💕. This relationship is run by the people for THE people, not me (/j) This is the self ship equivalent of 2 celebrities Fake Dating for clout- thats what im doing. Its for clicks and views - we are all consumers in this bitch of a concept called propaganda.

[cherubsoda]

I feel like Marvus would gake your keyhole titty sweater and be like haha it suits me best I keep it

cranky cause youre right

[cherubsoda]

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡HAHA THE LAY HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE ZEBRUH!!!!!!!!!!!! Is that quiet enough for ya?

yeah, perfect volume as always thank you

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[cherubsoda]

... A pikagirl in her pokeworld????

yall see my tags n go “you’ve forced my hand” . its a game at this point and we aint keepin score

[cherubsoda]

I will not hold you at gunpoint for you to watch One Piece but like. Seeing my friends descends into my hell and ending up with an harem is my favourite thing

i can start my own super epic pirate crew with one piece f/os, ahoy or some shit

[cherubsoda]

SO, YOU HAVE THE DOKIS FOR THE CLOWN THOT???? 👀👀👀👀👀

absolutely not *puts on clown shoes* what are you talking about *puts on clown wig*, youre saying nonsen-

[cherubsoda]

❤ + Rick and Morty bc 🔫

die by my blade

[cherubsoda]

Assignate me with someone from anything, just hit me with it I'M READY BITCH

youre so brave coming into my inbox like this 🗡🗡🗡

i had to use my big, huge, SEXY brain for this bc you have an array of bastard f/os but also some pretty sweet ones, so i think i will assign you another nice himbo 💕

Full of Heart and Dumb of Ass, I would like to present to you: Jean Pierre Polnareff (bc jjba was my hubris for a good chunk of my high school years). He can be pretty overconfident which sometimes leads to carelessness. He has a strong sense of honor and throughout the story, his goal was to avenge his sisters death but wow maybe the treasure was the friends we made along the way ❤. He's dramatic n comical (all ill say is PolnareffLand) but hes easy to get along with and cares very deeply. What he lacks in e y e b r o w s he makes up with His Seriously Huge Badonkers and Arms which are very good for hugging and a nappin spot.