#lizard truth

[spermproducingparasiteblog]

Pain, pee, and micro plastics are stored in the balls

[adnicaj]

Qween B-Dook

Fanfiction: Jack rents out W&G's Apt to the Babadook when they leave on vacation. Plot twist, Babadook is scared of Karen, & Rosario used to date him in the old country, before he came out. Rosario is the original Grace😳#shook

[n-o-t-yours]

throwback to the lizard election last year tumblr will never top that

[lampwic]

All hail baby lizard Jesus.

[bless-this-gay-mess]

My tattoo's peeling and I feel like a lizard

[bluemalk]

i didnt fully understand lemongrab's whole screaming deal until being forced to listen to hillary clinton in this debate

[fruitstickers]

tumblrs april fools day more like #lizardtruth

[maintaining-sanity]

It says that Mop is from an unspecified district, but we all know the truth. In fact I think we’ve all known the truth for a long time.

Mop is unable to disclose his location!! This may be due to the fact that he is a REAL LIZARD. In fact I think it is safe to say he is the only real lizard in the race! That’s right folks the only one.

Now I know what you’re thinking: But how? They all /look/ like lizards. AH but that is where you are wrong. Look closely at Deborah’s neck! You can see the seem where her lizard mask has not properly adhered to her human face!

#TheTruthIsOutThere #MopIn2016