Let's Leave it At "My Bad" || Tony & Open (Mugger AU)
Prompt: Tried to rescue you while you were being mugged but I messed up and got knocked out so now you have to take me to the hospital on top of your wallet just being stolen
In his defense, he was only trying to help. On his way back from a date--it had been a disaster, and he'd thought the walk would help--he'd seen the mugger approach down the alley, and while it was true that no, he'd never really learned any self-defense, and no, he wasn't armed and ready, being "the hero" had seemed like the right end to a bad day (and anyway, didn't they say that standing by just made you part of the problem?). The only problem was that the mugger was two feet taller than him and at least twice as wide, and the moment he tried to intervene, he found a fist flying toward his face instead.
The next thing Tony knew, he was waking up on the pavement, head feeling like it had been split in two, and the mugger was nowhere in sight. Nor was the wallet he'd been trying to defend. Yes, the perfect end to a perfect day.