#lmao !

[apollos-olives]

how i felt after saying "i am the manager" when a customer asked for a manager (she violently verbally assaulted me right after)

[biomic]

[nomadicfog]

i’ve realized that the kind of person you are today depends on whether or not people showed up your class invite birthday party in elementary school.

if more than one person did, thats all i need to know.

[wolfkcst]

eivor could drink almost everyone under the table

[lareinawriites]

"okay i'm going to tell you something and i need you to not judge. which i don't think you will because you love me but you might." letty dropped her bag and made her way to sit next to her best friend. ever since frankie had the twins, they hadn't spent a lot of time together. "so you know everything about my marriage pretty much. hell you know the ins and outs of my relationship with spencer. and you know how i've been struggling a lot lately with the idea of loving him but not being in love. i don't know i'm rambling, okay here it is i slept with sebastian....more than once."

[girlstressed]

guy in my history class just said “omg yk how iraqs artifacts are on the black market now? doesn’t it give kurapika looking for his families eyes??” WHAT

[0ystercatcher]

tuesdays are for getting blood on your hands and feeling depressed stupid n lonely i guess