#lmfaoaoa

[professional-tough-guy]

Mayyyybe,,, maybe i do maybe i dont, whi knows

I GET IT I GET IT OMG

[kuemori]

unironically one of my favorite things about tyler joseph is how it looks like he's constantly fucking bricked. 24/7. it doesnt matter the context. he's (usually) not,obviously,but its funny to think that his dick is probably just. That big. and it makes him look boned all the time

[osodvd]

i've started printing out pictures of which ever sextuplet i'm the most pissed off at and just pinning him up on my wall and complain about "this stupid fruit that I hate" my sibling has called me special (they're quoting a ratatouille sticker thats also on our wall that says remmy thinks you're special lmao)

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[satellitespinner]

* a happy part 2 where ellie gets her shit together and fixes things 🙏

thats no funnnn :((((( thats just not my tempo nonnie :((((((

[woodh0use]

❛ if you only ever look up at something, can you ever see it clearly? ❜

“ No. In fact, it is the surest way to avoid spotting the failings of character. It is why so many women find themselves in such unfortunate pairings … ” Emma nods somberly, allowing herself a moment to lift the porcelain cup to her blushed lips. She does not think of Miss Taylor in her statement — no, not when she herself had proliferated their adoration for one another. Her grievance with their union relies solely on the absence of her great friend, and the hunt that now occurs in managing the aforementioned absence. The matching of wits is quite difficult to arrange for a woman of her intellect.

“ One must surely hold fast to ones perspective! See — affection, although lovely in manner, is folly if not tempered with discernment. ”

[gravelocked]

r u single

YYYYEEESSSUUUHH

[gravelocked]

Just had two big ass waffles and three Dr Pepper’s from Waffle House mid snow storm 3 hours away from home 🥹✌️

-UTI anon

so its really not that serious LMAO americans just love overreacting

[dgaftilwedie]

had an argument with my dad last night and after we talked it out he started asking me about saw lore