#lmhcal

[philapostolos]

TEXT 🎲 CALOCTETES

Phil: What was that Muggle game you were playing on your phone on the Hogwarts Express home? The one with the dice?

[gwenkluck]

cal, will, and jake

All dudes... You guys sure know how to make a girl want to pass on this kind of thing. But fine, I’ll do my part:

Bed: @calcalhoun. Only because he seems more likely to want to stay up all night talking than to actually try to make a move.

Wed: @williampuff. Political reasons, really. I’d be a great queen. Fuck the patriarchy.

Behead: @jungledudejake. I don’t do dick and he has no political advantage, so... sorry? Doesn’t mean I think you’re a bad dude, you’re just really not my type.

WED, BED, AND BEHEAD.

[mfaery]

CAL, PIN, JAKE

Bed: @jungledudejake? Like, if I had to. He seems like he’d be good at, you know, making sure you’re comfortable and you get what you like. Not that I care! Or want all those like, warm fuzzy things. 

Wed: @calcalhoun. Murdering an innocent Hufflepuff feels mean, even to me.

Behead: @pinxgeppetto. He annoyed me last time I talked to him, he’s got to go. 

WED, BED, AND BEHEAD.