Jan 28, 2024
Did you hear about the demon pizza place? It’s called “Satan’s Slices.”
What’s the demon’s favorite pastime? Playing soul music.
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WHAT IS IT ABOUT ME THAT ATTRACTS PUNS AND DAD JOKES!! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME!!!
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Did you hear about the demon pizza place? It’s called “Satan’s Slices.”
What’s the demon’s favorite pastime? Playing soul music.
👉🏻😎👉🏻
WHAT IS IT ABOUT ME THAT ATTRACTS PUNS AND DAD JOKES!! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME!!!
LOADING HLVR_EPILOGUE.EXE...
LOADING...
LOADING...
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...
FILE CORRUPTION.
PREVIOUS SAVE DATA HAS BEEN LOST.
START NEW SAVE FILE?
SEARCHING FOR GAME FILES...
...
...
HLVR_EPILOGUE.EXE FOUND.
LAUNCHING HLVR_EPILOGUE.EXE...
Your name is GORDON FREEMAN and...
This isn’t right. This is the wrong game, the wrong web series! Can we please go to the right one?
Well maybe we can spot them again somewhere around here! Where are you guys going anyways?
“OKAY, WELL, WE NEED TO GO THROUGH THESE PARTS OF THE FACILITY TO GET INTO THE ROOM WITH THE BUTTON TO OPEN THE BLAST DOOR AND--”
“dude. it’s already open.”
HE POINTS TO THE GAPING DOOR. Gordon’s hands falter mid-sign, and he can’t help as a light blush dusts his cheeks.
“...OH.”