#lobsterpants

[sleepingspines]

sometimes you just gotta put a lobster in your pants about it.

[paige-on-stage]

TBT to the Blatchford Boogie Woogie at @abavmuseum with @kautzmeister 💃🕺 #yegdance #swingdance #lobsterpants (at Alberta Aviation Museum) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv2UmyAgvfw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14bu7fv5e046f

[endlesslyunemployedsummer-blog]

Day 25- What do you do? I bronze...

I have come to Montauk for the weekend, land of posh misfits and rich outcasts. In my personal opinion its where all the cool people are and I mean that seriously. Over the course of the weekend I have met models, fashion designers, celebrity chefs, stylists, lawyers and even a Greek shipping heir. The thing I love about summer is that what you do can't define who you cause no one takes you seriously when you are 4 chards deep wearing lobster pants. Summer is a time of relaxation and no one cares what you do for a living. They only care if you can bring a smile to their face and fill up their wine glass.

So when I get asked what I do I say I "bronze" for a living. No one actually has to know its the truth.