How to lock your door
Me: So all you need is a fork and some pliers that can also cut metal. First you cut the fork in half and save the bottom part (the part without prongs) for later, you will need it. You take the pliers and bend the prongs at the tip, not too far down, just the tips. Now, with the door open, you put those bent tips in the hole thing where your door lock is supposed to be, and close the door. There should be some prong sticking out. Now, slide the bottom part through the prong holes, and viola you have locked from the inside without a lock on the door. This does not work from the outside though. To unlock the door you just slide the bottom part out again, and hide both parts somewhere your parents won’t find them.
My friends: What the fuck. The fact that you now that is depressing as hell. How bad are your parents???
