#locolog

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Jason, explaining the deaths of various Catholic saints in relation to the unsub’s ritualistic murders on the board.

Local Detective: “Say, where the hell did you find this guy?”

Brewster, whispering: He’s was left in a basket on the doorstep of the FBI.

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“Hey, man, you know who you look like? That billionaire, who-Bruce Wayne! Yeah, thats right.”

I love the idea of FBI Agent! Jason always being told he looks like Bruce by his colleagues at Quantico.

Mind you, he’s officially “dead” again to Batfam/off the grid and it annoys the hell out of him 😭 But he plays along, “I mean, yeah, who knows? Maybe we’re related. Wouldn’t shock me. Now leave me alone Moretti, I got reports to write.”

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Jason’s FBI team watching him chew out Batfam for intervening in their federal investigation:

It’s such a petty, complicated relationship b/t these groups. I love it😂

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[JASON TODD: AUTOBIOGRAPHY AU! “WHEN I WAS MAGIC”]

FUN FACT: Austin ———-> Jane Austen (He wanted the pseudonym to mean something)

(I’m just trying to be creative. I’ll probably make more versions)

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FBI Agent! Jason meeting police officer! Dick during a joint case:

Jason’s been an independent civilian for years at this point, so he just pulls a Keke Palmer 😭: “I don’t know this man, chief.”

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Psychic Jason! whose getting overwhelmed by his newfound ghostly abilities seeking help & advice from the local Park Row bruja.

I think Jason’s always known about her, and understood there was a cultural element to her work, but doesn’t know what to expect.

But, she’s very tiny and grandmotherly, and only speaks Spanish. (Which is adorable! Their interactions are sweet, and he’s forced to become bilingual😁)

Gives him an egg cleanse:

“You’re…rubbing me with an egg?”

“Shh, you’ll feel better.”

And he actually does😭 He’s so confused lol.

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I love psychic! Jason. You can’t come from the dead, and just not have a connection to the spirit world.

Like, he doesn’t hang around Batfam anymore, but the spirits are insistent about their messages.

“Hello?” Dick asks, surprised at Jason calling. “Jason?”

“Hey, idiot, that eye pain? Get a glaucoma test. Your dad says it ran in the family.”

“Wait, how did you-“

Beep.

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“Master Jason? Well, what a surpri-“

“She said Bruce doesn’t have to go every week. She knows how much it hurts him. I know he doesn’t believe me, just…thats all. Bye, Alfred.”

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Never lonely in ghostly company.