#loconut-sharks

[theravennstag]

Okay these asks are really good so: 11, 20, 40 🌻

11.   something you’d give ANYTHING to hear performed live

@ TWENTY ONE PILOTS PLAY ANATHEMA

20.   a song you’re dying to master all the words to 

Message Man

40.   favorite disney song

I’ll Make A Man Out of You from Mulan

[ghostblackberry]

!!! You're an angel, you made my day, thank you!!!

You're welcome, dove! Happy to do it. (Whatever it was I did)

[theravennstag]

You'll get a lot of these today, sugar: Alien!Josh read in an article that potted plants in city homes make people happier and more productive and stuff so he walks to the next plant-shop three times and when you get home, everything is green and full of flowers and pretty shapes. Sukkulents, yuka-palms, cacti, a row of herbs for the kitchen and even small sunflowers everything is pretty as you see him water a little strawberry plant on the windowsill.

ohhhhh my hearttttt that’s so cute he would have to take care of them bc I have a black thumb and I’d feel like a murderer if I killed one of the plants

[theravennstag]

And now to making you happy: Alien!Josh cares about you, he's all yours and he'll never stop loving you and believing in you. He wants you to be happy and good and go out and feel alive. So let's get back into the hc: Every time when you're sad Josh would pick up your kitten and put it in your arms before wrapping his own around your shoulders whispering how much he adores you in his native tongue, kissing the top of your head. the kitten will fall asleep purring and you're kept safe.

sage you are so good and pure this is so cute oh my god

[theravennstag]

Tanner, light of my life, How about Alien!Josh practicing around with his psychic powers, letting the eggs fly to the pan and brushing his pretty teeth without touching the brush, he enjoys earth freedom and tries to get good so he can remove the clouds every night for you to watch the stars but you're concerned about the government finding out so you tell him to be careful and he nods mindfully, makes a small hand gesture and you are lifted off the ground and pulled straight into his arms.

ahhhhhh sneaky lil dork i love him

[theravennstag]

!some distraction: Heavy rain outside, it's morning, you're both sitting up against the headboard, your head against alien!josh's chest to get relief from the migraine buggig you for days now. His fingers trace the side of your face, resting at your temple. A soft blue glow appears in the corner of your eye as your headaches fade into nothing. Every thought that caused the pain just melting. Josh leans down to kiss the top of your head, whispering promises of taking you to the stars with him.

FRICK I’M CRYING SAGE I LOVE

[theravennstag]

Yes! How about When Alien!Josh is angry(he's just pouty bc he's done watching all of the x-files and there are no new episodes) his eyes turn darker, his skin turnes slightly pink and he has problems talking in earth language so he just huffs out his native words for "how dare they do this!" And you tell him "yeah i know, sucks." Back in his language and he turns to you, wide eyes shining, his skin changin to greenish. "What did you say?" and you repeat it, questioningly and josh's so excited.

aww baby being able to talk in his native language would be so nice it’s all flowing n beautiful and he gets so ecstatic he’s talking a mile a minute n he has to slow down bc it’s too quick to understand yet but he’s so so happy!!

[theravennstag]

No!! Oh no no! You're amazing you're so good why should anyone think you're a disappointment. It's not true. No no no. You're so important. Whatever is happening, it's only human to make mistakes and it's okay to fuck stuff up sometimes. Happens. You're shining so bright, you're so beautiful. Please, friend!! You're too good and pure for this world!

sage you are so kind i don’t deserve you friend