On my hands and knees. Logan/Hailey being adorable doofuses now that theyre official PLEASE
I'm obsessed with their canon first date being a horror movie. I just know Hailey picked the movie so she could have an excuse to comfort Logan

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Australia
seen from Russia
seen from Venezuela
seen from United States
seen from Ukraine

seen from Malaysia

seen from Malaysia

seen from India

seen from South Korea

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Saudi Arabia

seen from United States
seen from Ukraine
On my hands and knees. Logan/Hailey being adorable doofuses now that theyre official PLEASE
I'm obsessed with their canon first date being a horror movie. I just know Hailey picked the movie so she could have an excuse to comfort Logan
Drawing the funky little dudes for the first time in like almost two years? Maybe?
What Logan and Patton Didn't Tell You
Tw..I don’t think there’s any, Logan gets called stinky though
The two of them enjoyed cuddling, but sometimes it was just….no.
Especially when you were Patton. Logan was already bony and pokey all around, but to have him use you as a human pillow on a rubbery floor was hell and heaven at the same time.
As a plus sized man, who’s weight was mainly carried in his belly, having your skin and bones husband lay on top of you was awful. His ribs and elbows poking you in the belly, but at least he was cute, and sometimes found a comfortable position for both of you. Honestly, Patton could go on for days about the pains of Logan’s pointy ass bones digging to his stomach and thighs.
Logan had some complaints as well. Patton snored, and it drove Logan crazy. Sure, he was a heavy sleeper, but he had to have complete silence otherwise he would not fall asleep.
Laying on the floor sucked, Logan’s flat ass and square hips could not rest comfortably and his spine felt like it was on a printing press covered in rocks.
It was often Logan was pulled out of sleep from Patton’s very, very loud stomach.
Or, “Move, my arm is falling asleep.” Then promptly being rolled onto the cold flat rubbery floor, feeling like you were thrown into the devil’s winter vacation.
“Just shove your knee into my crotch, that’s great. Amazing,” Logan would sneer, promptly leading to Patton’s giggling.
“You smell like butt,” Patton would mumble, still shoving his face into Logan’s hair, “Like, really stinky butt.”
“Shut up.” Logan would give him a light bap on the arm.
There were few times where they had belched in each other’s faces, or drooled on each other.
But, hey, those were their moments.
Dumb, gay, and sad, it doesn’t get much better than that.
Hell, perhaps telling your husband that he smelled bad, out of love, was the absolute best relationship goal.
"it's all good, i'm here for you."
some RDCC Loghail for @sirwow because i'm ill about their logan and hailey dynamic <3
it's important to celebrate your successes! ⚾
Patton: ..Lo?
Logan: Pat?
You notice Logan had taken off his engagement ring in the presence of his friends.
Patton lifts Logan up and swings him around a little.
Patton: Gah! It feels like I haven’t seen you in forever!
Logan, giggling: We literally all live together..!
Patton, cheerful: I know! But I’m always working, and you’re always working too! And then you spend all your free time at your boyfriend’s apartment! I never get to see you!
Patton, cheerful: It’s almost like you’re avoiding us!
Logan forces out a laugh.
Logan, lying: I would never!
Cuties