tommy/kidloki
yES GOOD
Who cooks: They live off takeout, actually. Or Billy's food. Neither one can really cook so they rely on friends and family for the food. Maybe one day they'll learn- not anywhere in the near future, though.
Who does the laundry and other chores: They split them because otherwise they'd never get done. Sometimes Loki comes up and picks behind Tommy, though- usually all the while berating him.
How many children do they have: They're basically children so- uh, none.
Who’s more dominate: It's generally a big battle here but, surprisingly, Loki. Tommy can actually be pretty compliant sometimes.
Favorite nonsexual activity: Pranking people, for one. But Loki just likes to see the world and so does Tommy. So, you could classify this as "Tommy running with Loki hanging out on his shoulders like a leech".
Their favorite place to be together: With their friends- or just together, usually.
Any traditions: After their birthdays, after the few guests have left, they get piss ass drunk and toast to their fucked up families and childhoods. ("To Asgardia!" Loki shrieks, raising his glass high into the sky, eyes wet. Tommy cackles from beside him, raises his glass, "To family," he cackles and Loki collapses into a fit of sobbing laughter besides him. Billy would lecture him for getting a kid drunk, if he could but, Tommy doesn't care. Loki's like a god, anyway- he's not really a kid- it's okay.)
Their “song”: gIRL I CAN'T FORGET BY FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE, HAHAHA.
What they do for each other on holidays: They give each other gifts. "Gifts" "G i f t s"
Where did they go for their honeymoon: HAHA. As if. There was no honeymoon.
Where did they first meet: (He leans on a beam across the street, brow raised in a coy smirk. "Sorry about other me," he says, "he's evil. I'm not." Tommy nurses the welt on his face, thick and bleeding, eyes the boy and then the identical figure taking off down the street. "Right.")
Any pets: Just Thori. Otherwise Tommy and Loki are like pets.
What do they fight over: aNYTHING AND EVERYTHING. god all my couples are so dysfunctional. most of their fighting is play fighting, though. fake stuff to be cute or annoying.
Do they go on vacations, if so where: Anywhere and Everywhere. Rarely to Asgardia, though- Bad memories. Tommy doesn't budge on them.