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When things suck, I try to remember that it's not as bad as my life is according to my email spam. Apparently the Internet wants me to believe that my paypal has been hacked, my bank account is about to be cancelled, I have crippling debt, am single in need of communicating with single ladies in Russia, need to lose weight through experimental, secret government plant extracts and I also have chronic erectile dysfunction.
Best confirmation email ever. Thanks firebox.com!
Bad beagle
(Our beagle came inside today holding our newborn's pacifier that has a stuffed monkey attached to it. She is the stuffed animal serial killer! So, hence the email subject line to my husband...) From: Wife Sent: Friday, February 01, 2013 3:09 PM To: Husband Subject: Re: Bad beagle Btw does the subject line of this email make you think of dr. Who too? Just our family version of it... -------- From: Husband Sent: Friday, February 01, 2013 3:12 PM To: Wife Subject: Re: Bad beagle If any member of our family were going to start a world wide secret organization bent on the capture of a time travelling extra terrestrial, it would totally be Beags.
Lumberjack baby? An email exchange
From: Husband Sent: Thursday, August 16, 2012 9:28 AM To: Wife Subject: Better get some winter clothes for Baby http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/48679412 (article on a big nasty winter coming our way this year...and our Baby is due in January!) ------ From: Wife Sent: Thursday, August 16, 2012 9:47 AM To: Husband Subject: Re: Better get some winter clothes for Baby lol well i doubt we'd take him sledding... ------ From: Husband Sent: Thursday, August 16, 2012 9:28 AM To: Wife Subject: Better get some winter clothes for Baby No, but if we lose power, I want to make sure we can keep him warm while we move over to your parents, or whatever. Plus, you know you want to buy him some adorable little winter clothes. I should see if ****’s mom can find us a baby sized lumberjack hat in Fargo...earflaps and all. ------ From: Wife Sent: Thursday, August 16, 2012 9:49AM To: Husband Subject: Re: Better get some winter clothes for Baby for the love of all that is holy- NO LUMBERJACK HAT ------ From: Husband Sent: Thursday, August 16, 2012 9:50 AM To: Wife Subject: Better get some winter clothes for Baby But it would be ADORABLE. ------ From: Wife Sent: Thursday, August 16, 2012 9:54 AM To: Husband Subject: Re: Better get some winter clothes for Baby puppy dog hat…. ------ From: Husband Sent: Thursday, August 16, 2012 9:56 AM To: Wife Subject: Better get some winter clothes for Baby Alright, we're way apart on this, I dunno if we can make a deal today, but thanks for bringing it in. How about we split the difference and make him a wolverine wig hat, complete with sideburns to keep his little face warm? ------ From: Wife Sent: Thursday, August 16, 2012 10:09 AM To: Husband Subject: Re: Better get some winter clothes for Baby Hahaha. You need to bring it in ;) I'd need to see pictures of your proposal. And you can bet your cute butt, Baby will be wearing lots of puppy stuff and hats. It's what makes having a boy easier for me. Lol
lol email
No, Ustream, I do not want to watch a live feed of the red carpet thing for the first part of the final Twilight film.
On the upside, the car dealership hasn't sent me an email addressed to "Juliet" in the past month. It's not remotely close to my name, but at least the dealership in Michigan stopped sending them (I have never been to Michigan; I live in Alabama. Kind of a big difference).
