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a tutorial on how to get a response from tumblr fast:

step 1: refer to your current issue respectfully

step 2: gaslight them and victimise yourself😁

step 3: be passive-aggressive

step 4: BE FUCKING UNHINGED (very optional)😩

step 5: ask how they are doing and be compassionate (use pet names to break the formality😍)

step 6: wish them a merry christmas (ho ho ho🎅🏻)

step 7: refer to all steps above and slay🔥

LMFAO

For a Happy Valentine 💔💔🌹🌹

I hate my school.

My professor is the best there's no competition.

My mom got the following email from the secretary at her dentist:

My mom was so delighted she called me over immediately to see it ("I love the secretary at my dentist, she's the best -- look at this!")

I've been getting bored with sending normal emails to my teachers

Random topic, but this is one of the TED Talks that started it all for me - hilarious! If I had more time on my hands, I’d be more than hap

#funny emails