This is a real email I just sent
Good afternoon, I'm sorry for the late email on a Sunday, however I just had an unfortunate run in with a considerable amount of boiling oil that has led to somewhere between first and second degree burns on my writing hand. I have already used all my skips this semester though and was wondering if getting a doctors note for this constitutes an excused absence? If not I can be in class, but unable to focus due to what I imagine will be a considerable amount of pain
Burning the midafternoon oil,
Sir-big-Bass
