#lolop

[starsgolucky]

This Tae-young said "Is Singularity really pookie? No. He's dookie." in pre game chat and it was whatever, but then he got hardcore tunneled by a Ghoul and-

[jerkdouglas]

Poor @polylepile ...OOPS!!! I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS YOUR DEATHDAY OOPS!!!

[jerkdouglas]

@polylepile has a comic I know nothing about, I think it’s behind a paywall or something. Anyways, it’s got a character in it who is cute and I wanted to try something with greyscale to color coloring like how they do in the industry.

[sydnope]

also listen up i have the greatest guy friends

[masonedjohanna]

fuck im anxious but not, it’s all just supressed it’s going to explode tomrrow isnt it??

jadi ceritanya gini.

kan gue lagi jln sama dia ke bio lab krn mau ngambil tasnya, terus di dalem ada si K. (basket, kakakny mas mas) nah terus dia tiba2 minta bantuan pin yin dan gue bantuin karena materinya mirip dan gue baik. tapi tiba2 si kambing masuk. gue sambil megang kertas. “k, knp elu nggk di kelas elu’ terus tau dijawab apa gue ngeblank. langsung. maximal. masalahnya gua diem2 lipet kertas tp gue deket bgt sama K ngasih tau jawab apa, tp dia juga punya contekan. terus si dia bantuin gue pack up and ngomong small talk gitu, terus gue mau keluar terus guru A masuk tp dengan kalemny dia greet. sampe skrg masih jantungan. ada banyyak scenario mari kita positif. 1. dia bukan exam 2. kambing nggk ngeliat, nggk peduli 3. peduli tp udh mau selesai school year jd mari kita berdoa besok invigilatorny jgn kambing, jgn A, jgn T. makasih selamat malam.

[leafespresso]

desiderateum zombies omg. I'm more afraid of mosquitos though tbh idk maybe zombies are nice man. mosquitos are evil.

[iggy-pope-blog]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like sherlock.

You: sherlock

Stranger: jawn

You: i miss u

Stranger: 2 bad

You: y u do this 2 me sherclock? :'(

Stranger: it iz fate jawn the fate of the gods

You: i cry

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Stranger: do u think i fckin care about lestrand

You: donovan misses u

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You: that other one

You: his misses u

You: the silly one

Stranger: dont say his name or so hlep me god

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You: he misses u the most

Stranger: KILL HIM

You: he cry lots

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You: donovan is sexually frstrate

Stranger: as alwasy

You: and molly has stopped wearing lippystick

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Stranger: GOD NO

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You: ur fault

Stranger: MAKE HER PT SOME ON

Stranger: TIE HER DWON

You: i tried on wednesday

You: she break me nose

Stranger: it aleadry looks jank

You: oh shercock

You: mrs hudson jacked up her flat with framed pictures of u

You: its really creepy

You: shes got mugs wit ur face on and erreting

Stranger: i tought that said erecting aha

You: it didnt say that

You: mycroft stopped eating cake and started listening to death meta;

Stranger: NO NOONO

You: he wears eyeliner now and draws lines on his arms in red sharpie

Stranger: onyl I CAN LSTIEN TO DEATH MEAL

You: mycroft does now

Stranger: i'll find him and kili him

You: he makes little cupcakes with euronymous icing

Stranger: thts

Stranger: u

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You: no mycroft

You: i make ones with petty beige icing

Stranger: beige is unfasionable

You: so is a long coat and a short friend

You: but qURL U WORK IT

You: TWERK IT

You: HIP ROTATION

You: BOOITY SENSTAION

You: SNAP UR FINGERS I A Z FORMATION

Stranger: and i can see u got sassy

Stranger: more like assy

You: coping mechanism

You: also the limp is back you cockbag

Stranger: ur a weak asshat

You: shercock

Stranger: shercockbag

You: shercocksucker

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You: i like u more than morrissey likes morrissey

Stranger: tht doesnt make sense jawn

You: you have 2460-won my heart

Stranger: i get it

Stranger: bcuz i am well read

You: ofc

Stranger: i will cum back

Stranger: litterally

Stranger: only 4 u

You: thank

Stranger: i cnt find u

You: i am in de flat u hole

Stranger: no ur not

Stranger: wait

You: i am look

Stranger: im an on alteribnate universe

You: oh

Stranger: thts why

You: beware of the cybermens

Stranger: i already ckicked dalek booti

You: nO DALEK IN PARALLELL UNIVERSE

Stranger: YSE

You: silly shercock

Stranger: there is no dalek in alaerute unicerse cause i killed thme

You: u have sexy time with dalek

Stranger: only the grils

You: dalek have no grils and bopiz

You: only dalek

You: onLY HATE

Stranger: only awesoem pen15

You: no dalek penis 4 u

Stranger: aleadyr got some

You: hope u get seduced by a slitheen u space whore

Stranger: it was one of tose lisard bitches

You: u make me sad shercock

You: i thought i was the only 1 4 u

Stranger: maybe ur the only 1 but not in thise universe

Stranger: so suck it

You: leon trotsky thinks ur hotsky

Stranger: who the fuck is tht

You: ur da kim jong illest

Stranger: ha aha

You: roses r red

You: so is the state

You: let us be comrades

You: bcos u r gr8

Stranger: tht made no sense

You: roses r red

You: violets r red

You: the grass is all red

You: shit the gardens on fire

Stranger: funny u r a joke master

You: roses r grey

You: violets r grey

You: im colourblind

You: lets bang

Stranger: ok

Stranger: im cming back to ur inverse now

You: gdgd

Stranger: i am outside door

You: ok i come let u in

Stranger: ok

You: u fkin liar

Stranger: wat

You: i went 2 the door and ur not there

Stranger: yes i am

Stranger: o

Stranger: im inivisble i forgot

You: fak u dolan

Stranger: (im crying omfg)

Stranger: gooby pls

You: merry me pls

Stranger: actually is dolan

Stranger: no

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Stranger: fak u gooby

Stranger: ths dosnt make sense

You: fak u sherclok

Stranger: i flicked on my on swtich can u see me

You: no y do u do dis

Stranger: im just GOSAINA LEADVE

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

pls reblog and help me find my wonderful shercock

obviously has tumblr

this will not ruin ur blog at ALL