#lolsadness

[micki-b-c]

Said goodbye to Joan today. Had a lot of good memories with this car and got a little teary eyed when I saw her go 😢 #joanjett #ptcrusier #lolsadness

[petitpowerhouse]

Guys often say that would love to be woken up for sex. Like it'd be so hot for you to be sooo horny that you hump them at 2am. I am speaking from experience; it's a lie. I tried it twice, and nearly died on both occasions. I'm convinced that if there is one thing guys love more than sex, it's sleep. 😐

[sugaflake]

even the tampons box makes the same face i do

[cactusinkheart]

They didn't even kiss in liar game... #sodisappointed

[sugaflake]

there's nothing quite as sad as lukewarm grapes

[sugaflake]

Thank you, Coca Cola, for bringing back sad childhood memories by reminding me that my name isn't printed on, like, anything. This is why we can't have nice things, you can't even print my name on a damn bottle.