Fire and Rain

24 yrs (old). Medical student, artist and feminist. Mildly attractive so people think I'm a bimbo. Passionate about life and learning.

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Emerald Express

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If I were to make a super scientific hypothesis as an expert in the totally real field of corgi psychology…

I would say the chances of this furry fella actually being too tired to climb those stairs are about 3%. 

Which means there is a 94% chance he was just being a manipulative, lazy motherfloofer. 

There is also an 8% chance my scientific percentages won’t add up to 100.

Corgis are masters of what I call the “stop-and-plop.” 

During certain physical activities that corgis have become bored with or just don’t want to do (because life is hard)… they will feign exhaustion and dramatically hrumph onto the ground. Even with leash tugging and gentle foot prodding they will refuse to take another step. Advanced stop-and-ploppers may even roll onto their back exposing their bellies–further indicating their “doneness.”  

Thus begins a battle of wills. 

Can the human outlast the stubborn corgi and wait until they are willing to continue walking?

No. 

This has never been achieved. 

You must gather your stumpy companion in your arms and carry them to the destination. 

Some humans will even take precautions for this eventuality. 

Once you are home and exhausted from carrying your corgi, you might find yourself stopping and plopping onto the comfiest furniture you own. That’s when your “wayyyy too tired to take another single step” corgi will bring you a toy and beg you to play with them. 

This is an alpha display to let you know you have been manipulated and any sense that you were in charge was actually an illusion.

I submit the very last frame of the above video as evidence. 

Diabolical. 

[unexplained-events]

This stone  with impressions of snail shells on it gives it an alien like appearance.

[sixpenceee]

This is what it would look like if a giant mirror orbited Earth at the distance of the ISS. Credit to vsauce.

[adventurelandia]

Walt Disney introducing the Giant Squid from 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea in Disneyland Goes to the World’s Fair (1964)

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these Disney princesses should definitely form a support group for motherless princesses

[archiemcphee]

Today the Department of Awesome Parenting salutes the mother who made this marvelous Princess Mononoke-themed terrarium for her daughter. 

The 14-inch-tall terrarium is a lush green home to four Kodama, the Japanese forest spirits from the 1997 Miyazaki anime film. It’s illuminated by LEDs which add little otherworldly lights to the miniature forest scene and make the Kodama glow as well.

[via Bored Panda]

[smuttine]

to @kallielef!

[hoodrichdollars]

Goal: Go to DisneyLand with the love of my life 🌸

[meganmonroes]

Nancy Sinatra in the 1960s.

[femmequeens]

Yves Saint Laurent Spring/Summer 1968 Haute Couture

[halloweengeek]

Obsessed.

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[excima]

[i-want-spankings]

I don’t wanna be alive anymore 😂

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IG: aimebbyyy

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Why is thinness the ultimate female ambition?

It has taken Hannah Betts over a year to revert to her normal body shape after a bout of illness left her skinny, vulnerable and 'unsexed’. Now she asks why her healthy attitude to food is so at odds with the views and desires of other women