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[theloltruemusingsofjose]

Mmm...

Delicious Dom Perignon lol

[theloltruemusingsofjose]

Heyyy

Lol I'm back guys and oh my god I literally have so much tea 🍵🍵☕☕ Y'all don't even know 😂🤣 So many thanks to God and my followers Y'all are literally the best You're the espresso that flows through my veins Lol

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SCREW YOU STEVESCREAMFAN AND YOUR CRINGINESS

Screw you. That's illegal. No, screw you!

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Happy Pride Month lol

My sister made me aware that it's Pride Month (She's on a break with the crazy Disney guy but won't leave him because "Dick too bomb" 🙄🙄) So she made me say this So Happy Pride Month to everybody whether you act very feminine or normal 😂 Not that there's anything wrong with that Anyways I'm gonna go have some Chick Fil A ✌🏽

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Cristina why are you the way that you are

So she was having a Disney Plus and chill night with her boyfriend right (I cant believe that was a sentence I literally just had to type oh my God yall 😣 BIG oof) and suddenly he goes "Hey I got a surprise for you" and he pulls out this bootleg video tape of this weird racist movie called Fist of the South Song or something Omg it was so bad she literally had to go into the bathroom so he wouldn't see her tears and he went "Hey where are you going youre missing the movie Lel" because he literally cannot take a hint and Cristina literally had to tell him she was having "girl things" so he went "What you mean like princsses?" So I was like "Cristina OMG you literally have to break up with him" and she went "Oh but he's so cute though" Like oh my God Cristina you are such a flake smh 🙄🙄

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Oh my God y'all I need to rant

So like you know my sister is finally allowed to date right? Well we almost never talk but the other night she told me shes dating this new guy and dont tell her but I think he might be insane 🤨🤫 She says he literally talks about Disney constantly (which we all know is of the devil) and literally hes obsessed with corn and literally he acts like hes never seen a woman before (or another guy before lol) and I asked her "literally why are you with this guy" and she just went "Uh i dunno ssk ssk and I oop" Like oh my god shes literally so annoying

[theloltruemusingsofjose]

True

Her: “I’m so in love with you, you’re the sun to my earth! 😍”

Me: “Lol”

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Lol This picture

Lol I dont get why everybody is always talking about 9/11 If you actually do some research and come at it with an open mind I think youll be surprised what you find Maybe 9/11 is about as real as your girlfriend 😂🤣 The only tower I believe in is the one in the Little Mermaid poster