Lol, True

How can CCM be real if our eyes aren't real?

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Lol Who is this guy?

He seems kind of based not gonna lie 🤔🤔 I guess some white people are okay after all 😂🤣

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Literally why is there a double Big Mac?

Lol If you eat a double Big Mac you're honestly just big and greedy 🤣😂 Cause that's just way too much food 🍔🍔 I don't understand how someone can eat all that 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Anyway I'm about to order a double Big Mac meal with Sprite 🍔🍔🍟🥤 I'm lovin it 😋

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Hot take ☕️

Star Wars is so overrated you guys omg I swear I don't get it 🙄🙄 I was talking to my """"""""""friend""""""""""" (🤓🤓🤓) and he said "Oh my god Star Wars is the best my mom loves it you should totally watch it" but that's a big swerve 🏎️🏎️ My mom put episode 4 on from Disney Plus and OOF it was soooooooooo boring I almost fell asleep 😴💤 I went to my room and watched Avatar again instead 😂🤣 So good y'all

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My identity got stolen (not lol but true)

Man this guy pretending to be me 🙄🙄 That's a BIG oof

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Oof

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Atheism makes no sense

Like just think about it for a second. In order for you to believe there's no God, doesn't there have to be a God for you to not believe in? 🤔🤔 Lol I like to think about these kinds of things a lot, just the logic of it

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Thoughts on Texting

I don't understand why people don't text back immediately 😖😖 Literally it is so rude cause like when you think about it we all have our phones in our pockets literally all the time nowadays 👏👏 So if somebody doesn't respond to you immediately (unless they're at work or smth) they're choosing not to reply on purpose and it literally makes me so mad 😡😡 Like I was talking to my """"""friend"""""" (🤓🤓🤓) the other day and he said he purposely waits for like ten minutes before replying to the girl he likes? 🤨🤨 I guess he saw it on some cringey YouTube channel 🤡🤡 Some people (AKA white people) don't make sense

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My """friend""" 🤓 likes a transgender person 😳

Oh my goooooooooood y'all look at this dude 😵‍💫😵‍💫 So we were in the drive thru at Starbucks yesterday and I said "I have a mobile order" like always right? And then he saw the barista (and yes she is the trans) and he said "Dang broski (🙄) she's pretty" 🤯🫥 Lol And I said "Dude can you not tell she's trans? Can you not hear it in her voice?" And literally he said he couldn't 😂🤣 Lol Literally I thought you worked on a voice acting site and literally you can't hear voices 😂😂 It's a good thing identifying voices comes so easily to me, like most things 💁‍♂️💁‍♂️ So I said "I guess we have a name for your 'type': trans fats!" Lol goteem! Anyway yeah that's how you be extra

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I am passing the mic to someone who is extremely cringey

It's a good thing passing the mic comes so easily to me, like most things 😂😂

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At the dentist scared cause this is what he's playing on the ceiling 😭🥀

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Went to see Obsession with my girlfriend 😄

She said like "Oh my god baby this movie is so scary but I'm so glad I have you to hold me" ☺️ It reminded me of those sitcoms where the couple are cuddling watching some monster movie, and then they kiss or something lol But not me because I'm a good Christian boy ✝️🍩 It's a good thing romance comes so easily to me, like most things lol 😎😂

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Sabrina needs to chilllllllll

Loll why's she talking about switch like Nintendo 😂😂 That's so nerdy 🤓🤙 Think this girl needs to meet the real world Lol 🌎😂🤣

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Mmm...

Delicious Dom Perignon lol

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Heyyy

Lol I'm back guys and oh my god I literally have so much tea 🍵🍵☕☕ Y'all don't even know 😂🤣 So many thanks to God and my followers Y'all are literally the best You're the espresso that flows through my veins Lol

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SCREW YOU STEVESCREAMFAN AND YOUR CRINGINESS

Screw you. That's illegal. No, screw you!

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Happy Pride Month lol

My sister made me aware that it's Pride Month (She's on a break with the crazy Disney guy but won't leave him because "Dick too bomb" 🙄🙄) So she made me say this So Happy Pride Month to everybody whether you act very feminine or normal 😂 Not that there's anything wrong with that Anyways I'm gonna go have some Chick Fil A ✌🏽