(via @viterbofangirl )
don’t mind the crashing noise that’s just the sound of my jaw hitting the floor
WHAT IF HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE THO
Hear me out, hear me out - just picture Lando talking Luke into needing a swag new outfit to match his somber badass new Jedi game, getting his measurements, putting in an order with his favorite tailor, showering him with compliments on his first fitting, then moving on to discussing a new hairstyle to complete his slay, and Luke is like, “Hold on, I got this. I know just what I want.”
The poor Alliance barber looks at him like ಠ_ಠ at his request but he’s also like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ “oh well, he’s Luke flippin’ Skywalker, he gets what he wants, we can make fun of him later”
And everyone is like “why Luke. why. You were so close. So close. Almost perfection. why are your gold silken locks spherical. This hurts us personally.”
And he’s like, “We gotta go kick a galactic mobster’s ass to get our idiot smuggler back, I gotta face Darth Vader again at some point soon and probably die gruesomely, and I’m neck-deep in an existential crisis - I need all the help I can get. I need strength. I need confidence. I need chill. I’m gonna channel my Aunt Beru. I need her with me in this shitstorm. ‘Cause my Aunt Beru is metal af.”
Everyone else: “............................ok that’s valid.”
(Han, later when he’s still kinda blind: “shit kid, I know you can’t take care of yourself, but I didn’t say you had to wear a helmet all the time”)