[hunter/brody] "What is this? Jam?"
Brody bit back ahiss when Hunter’s thumb moved up to his lip to wipe away what she thought wasa stray piece of strawberry jam. It was a very Hunter assumption seeing as the blonde was always mocking him forhis messy table manners and the way he often ended up with half his lunch downhis shirt because he was too busy scrolling through political articles on hisphone to pay much attention to which part of his face he was shoving his peanutbutter and jelly sandwich in. Apparently, he had to have more decorum now that the two of them were ‘dating’though, as Donoghue had made it explicitly clear that she had no intention ofletting people think she even kept company, never mind was in a relationship,with someone who ‘resembled a tearaway toddler in between lunch hour andnaptime at nursery’.
“Do you mind?” he snapped at her, petulantlyshoving away her hand when her thumb came away smeared with his blood.
The glare on herface only made his scowl deepen and the two of them immediately fell back intotheir usual pattern of hushed bickering where Hunter demanded to know just where he got his bleeding cut from andBrody refusing to answer until the blonde came dangerously close to stomping onhis foot with those bloody jingling heels of hers.
“Your parents haveseen me look worse than this,” he sneered, remembering the way Mrs Donoghue hadalmost fainted when he’d shown up for dinner with a particularly large shinerafter a rally had gone awry.
“Besides, it’s none of your business since we are not actually dating,” Brody reminded her. “I don’t involve you in this so butt out, Blondie.”
A startled yelpcame from the next room over and Brody’s heart sank in his chest.
“Hunter, yourboyfriend got blood all over your newdress design!” Chloe shrieked, marching into the living room and brandishing thepretty white dress Brody had previously used to stuff against his face so hecould halt his previous nosebleed.
“Darling, Ithought I would never see you again!” Brody exclaimed to his ‘girlfriend’ atonce upon noticing the appearance of Hunter’s sister. Without warning, he cuppedthe back of Hunter’s neck and immediately pulled her in for a kiss that leftChloe groaning and averting her eyes and finding someone else to complain toabout the bloody stupid dress.












