I had a dream about an endearing new television comedy about a wry British woman in London (Amanda Abbington) struggling with pretty much everything in her life who develops an email relationship with a wise and kindly police officer in Red Deer, Alberta (Yannick Bisson) because their email addresses are one letter off and they trade spam and family forwards every day.
The wry British woman tells the police officer about how she bought some outrageously expensive apples at the market in an attempt to impress strangers with her commitment to buying organic, but the bag broke when she stepped out of the tube station and she watched her expensive apples roll all the way down the hill to the next tube station. The police officer started to respond, but then had to go because someone reported that a drunken moose was licking his car.