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commission for @luridel (our friend jude's character!)
The floating ruins of the Lone Lands
Floid and Dewitt, Through Their Eyes, Location 4/7: Lone-lands. Coordinates are 31.3 S, 36.6 W.
For this one, climb to the top of Weathertop and look around the eastern edge - they’re very close to the drop.
Ilyien: So. Agamaur.
Ilyien: Must've been a charming place once.
Ilyien: I mean. Until the old kingdoms fell.
Ilyien: Until some sort of nature spirit went batshit insane and decided to redecorate the place with blood and dead corpses.
Ilyien: Said corpses are now also wandering around the ruins. Not to mention the fucking trees and animals are crazy.
Ilyien: The water in all of these pools is literally red like blood.
Ilyien: I have never hated the colour red before, but it's very easy to learn to hate it, apparently. I can't wait to get the hell out of here.
Scout: See those ruins? There are dead people in there.
Ilyien: Define "dead people". Do you mean "lots of corpses because people died there due to some rampant disease and/or battle", or "lots of corpses walking around"?
Scout: ... The latter?
Ilyien: what is it about the lands east of Ered Luin attracting walking corpses?!
Hobbit: Okay, so we need to do something about the wargs, the Lonelands are crawling with them.
Ilyien, covered in fresh warg-bites: Yeah, I agree on that one, pintsize...
Hobbit: I have a plan ready. Go fetch me some lynx-meat, yeah?
Ilyien: ... Lynx-meat.
Hobbit: Yes. Everyone knows dog-like things love to eat cat-like things.
Ilyien: Hang on, wha-
Hobbit: Also, how about you kill some of the wargs? They're smarter than your average wolf or dog - meaning, you can piss them off, and if they're pissed off they'll make mistakes.
Ilyien: This doesn't-
Hobbit: The logic checks out, I'm telling you! Go on, hurry up! I promise, my master plan to get rid of the wargs will work just fine!
Ilyien, stumbling down the hill in a daze to go kill some lynxes: every damn hobbit i've met so far has proven to in one way or another be somewhat insane, and this one's a hobbit alone among Men in the fucking Lonelands, he's bound to be the fucking worst of the lot, what the fuck is going on, I want to go home