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Oh my goodness this was fun to write. Though I had a hard time with the sex category bc it’s Charlily
Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice? - Lily, for sure. But not only when she’s upset, she’s easily excitable.Who threatens to leave but never actually does? - LilyWho actually keeps their word and leaves? - Charlie Who trashes the house? - Neither one of them (Though, I guess Charlie has been known to throw a lamp now and again)Do either of them get physical?- No. Never. How often do they argue/disagree? - Not all that often. They’re on the same page most of the time. Who is the first to apologise? - Charlie? Lily would only apologize if it was obviously her fault. But, it probably wasn’t.
Sex:
Who is on top? - Charlie, most of the timeWho is on the bottom? - This question is redundant Who has the strangest desires? - Neither? Any kinks? - idk manWho’s dominant in bed? - Probably CharlieIs head ever in the equation? - YesIf so, who is better at performing it? - I mean, neither one of them is complaining. Lily claims to be better. Ever had sex in public? - Probably not. Who moans the most? - Lily Who leaves the most marks? - CharlieWho screams the loudest?- N/AWho is the more experienced of the two? - CharlieDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? - Why not both?Rough or soft? - somewhere in the middle/it depends How long do they usually last? - Depends how randy they areIs protection used? - YesDoes it ever get boring? - NahWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? - idk. They wouldn’t have had sex while he’s in Hogwarts bc she’d be 14 and so they probably wouldn’t have started dating then either. Maybe his office at work, and it would be the strangest by default? Though he might not want to do that there. Idk.
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? - Yes. If so, how many children do your muses want/have? They probably wanted a fair few (lily wants like all of the children) But they only have one biologically. They find out Lily is pregnant right after they find out that Charlie is sterile (from getting attacked) Who is the favorite parent? - They both claim to be the favoriteWho is the authoritative parent? - Both pretty strict, but I’m gonna give it to CharlieWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? - Neither? School is important so unless they’re sick or really need a day off, they’re going to schoolWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? - Lily. 100%Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? - Both of them Who goes to parent teacher interviews? - BothWho changes the diapers? - BothWho get’s up to feed the baby in the middle of the night? - Mainly Lily since she’s got the boobs. He’ll get up and bring the baby in sometimes thoWho spends the most time with the children? - Lily since Charlie works. She goes back to work when the kid is in nursery school Who packs their lunch boxes? - LilyWho gives their children ‘the talk’? - CharlieWho cleans up after the kids? - BothWho worries the most? - I feel like they both worry the same amount, which is a lotWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? - Lily.
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle? - Lily loves to cuddleWho is the little spoon? - LilyWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? - NeitherWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? - In an innocent sense, Lily. She’s always touching the people she cares about.How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? - The duration of a napWho gives the most kisses? - LilyWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? - They read books together, like, take turns reading aloud Where is their favourite place to cuddle? - in bedWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? LilyHow often do they get time to themselves? - Not often after the baby comes. They’ve got a lot going on
Sleeping:
Who snores? - Nobody If both do, who snores the loudest? - N/ADo they share a bed or sleep separately? - They share a bedIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? - It depends. If they go to bed at the same time, they cozy up, but if Charlie gets back from work late, he stays to his side so he doesn’t wake her up.Who talks in their sleep? - Lily when she’s drunk or sickWhat do they wear to bed? - Lily wears a t-shirt and Charlie wears pj pantsAre either of your muses insomniacs? - NoCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? - NoDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? - DependsWho wakes up with bed hair? - Lily, think Ana from Frozen Who wakes up first? - Charlie to run and whatnot. Lily doesn’t know this for the longest time bc she’s asleep Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? - Both? Lily’s the better cookWhat is their favourite sleeping position? - Lily sleep on her stomach and all sprawled out, Charlie probably sleeps on his back how you’re supposed toWho hogs the sheets? - Lily, but the comforter, not the sheetsDo they set an alarm each night? - Yes, most nightsCan a television be found in their bedroom? - NoWho has nightmares? - Charlie? His job is stressful Who has ridiculous dreams? - Lily, completely ridiculous Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? - Lily Who makes the bed? - MagicWhat time is bed time? - There isn’t a set time, though I feel like Charlie probably goes to bed first most nightsAny routines/rituals before bed? - NahWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? - Lily, especially if it’s early. She hates talking to anyone in the morning
Work:
Who is the busiest? - CharlieWho rakes in the highest income? - Well, I’m pretty sure that a Healer would make more than a Hitwizard, but obviously I don’t actually know. He makes more once he gets head of the department, and then she makes more when she levels up in her job and then it goes back and forth Are any of your muses unemployed? - Lily. Only when the kids are really littleWho takes the most sick days? - Lily, bc I don’t think Charlie would take anyWho is more likely to turn up late to work? - Lily, bc Charlie wouldn’tWho sucks up to their boss? - Charlie What are their jobs? - Healer and HitwizardWho stresses the most? - CharlieDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? - They like themAre your muses financially stable? - Yes.
Home:
Who does the washing? - MagicWho takes out the trash? - MagicWho does the ironing? - MagicWho does the cooking? - Lily Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? - CharlieWho is messier? - The babyWho leaves the toilet roll empty? - The baby after he rips it all off the rollWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? - NeitherWho forgets to flush the toilet? - NopeWho is the prankster around the house? - Neither? Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? - Lily, but they were probably in her hand the whole time, so...Who mows the lawn? - MagicWho answers the telephone? - Lily bc it’s probably for herWho does the vacuuming? - Magic or Lily when she’s stressed outWho does the groceries? - LilyWho takes the longest to shower? - Lily Who spends the most time in the bathroom? - Lily
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem? - NoHow many cars do they own? - I feel like Lily would want one at some pointDo they own their home or do they rent? - OwnDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? - Countryside Do they live in the city or in the country? - Country Do they enjoy their surroundings?- YesWhat’s their song? - Oh goodness... I had to look up 80′s love songs and I’ve chosen Shining Star by The Manhattans What do they do when they’re away from each other? - Work, visit friends/family, idk, they’re not co-dependent Where did they first meet? - HogwartsHow did they first meet? - He’s Marlene’s older brother, she probably met him through her since he’s three years ahead of herWho spends the most money when out shopping? - Charlie bc Lily hates spending money. Who’s more likely to flash their assets? - Charlie, but not on purposeWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? - LilyAny mental issues? - IdtsWho’s terrified of bugs?- NeitherWho kills the spiders around the house? - Lily traps them and takes them outsideTheir favourite place? - HomeWho pays the bills? - CharlieDo they have any fears for their future? - Oh probably a few Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? - CharlieWho uses up all of the hot water? - LilyWho’s the tallest?- CharlieWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? - LilyWho wanders around in their underwear? - Lily’s a firm believer that trousers are not necessary if she’s at homeWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? - Lily What do they tease each other about?- EverythingWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? - Lily, bc he’s a pureblood and muggle clothes aren’t his forte Do they have mutual friends? - Almost all of themWho crushed first? - Charlie? IdkAny alcohol or substance related problems? - NoWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? - Lily after going out with Marlene and MaryWho swears the most? - Lily
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