Long Fic Titles (8+ Words) (7) Masterlist
part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six
a 'lil bit of loving (and I'll punch you in your fucking face) (ao3) - AllTheNightSky
Summary: Phil hates jump scares, and he hates haunted houses. Dan dresses as a vampire for a living.
A little meet-cute with some unnecessary violence.
a missing scene from wdapteo 6: the four seasons london (ao3) - gaydreaming
Summary: Dan and Phil deciding last minute to both stay at the Four Seasons was not staged, contrary to the accusations. The FaceTime call, however, was very, very staged. Instead, Phil texted Dan, like a normal person.
This is that conversation, if 'conversation' is an accurate word for these two freaks and their indecipherable methods of communication.
between motion and stillness (the physics of loving you) (ao3) - mimismile
Summary: Phil loves the way Dan’s mind works. Dan loves the way Phil listens.
break me, shake me, devastate me (come here, baby) (ao3) - jonsaremembers
Summary: "What kind of more?" Phil searches his face. Dan wishes he had something there for Phil to find, but he can only shake his head. He doesn't know how to articulate what he wants.
broken down and hungry for your love, with no way to feed it (ao3) - corkybroll
Summary: dan and phil in abandoned hospital for funsies !!
buy the paint in the color of your eyes (and graffiti my whole damn life) (ao3) - genzsappho
Summary: Phil is brushing his teeth before bed when he catches a glimpse of his hair in the mirror. He frowns. There’s a bit of gingery brown peeking out from between the platinum strands. His roots are showing; it’s time to get his hair redyed.
Close your eyes (escape this crown for a little while) (ao3) - Ren_Saxon
Summary: The prince likes to dress up as a princess sometimes, to imagine a version of him that is allowed to love a man.
The man in question doesn't mind him in a dress, either.
Death and Loss Don’t Exist When Phil Lester is Plowing You Into the Floor (ao3) - Wrennie_Pennie
Summary: Dan speed walks to the taxi, opens the door and swings himself in. Phil’s already laughing before the door is closed.
“You think they believed me?” Dan turns to face Phil, who gives him a once over, eyes sticking to the obvious hard line of his cock through the thin sweater, snorts out a laugh, and pulls him in for a kiss.
“Not a chance.”
do you have any other best friends or is phil your only (ao3) - scrambledeggsyesterday
Summary: Dan just posted a vyou where he said Phil isn't that important to him, it makes Phil sad, but not for the reasons Dan thinks.
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I have been watching all their videos, in chronological order and I have made it to the vyous and this one made me feel things.
Don't Trip on That Invisible String They're Leaving Around (ao3) - lunavelle (redareia)
Summary: A collection of glimpses into when Dan and Phil are brought together for the first time in five different alternate realities from our own.
From the black sheep of your family to a beloved member of mine (ao3) - mimismile
Summary: Phil realizes just how far Dan has come, and how deeply he belongs.
Home is where the heart belongs (wrapped in your marshmallow love) (ao3) - napstarblook
Summary: After playing Date Everything and unable to stop thinking of inanimate objects coming to life as human, Phil tries to guess the one thing Dan would date in their home.
I know that it's in me to really love someone (but that's not a thing that I learned from my loved ones) (ao3) - deanconti
Summary: How did Dan and Phil first say "I love you" to each other?
Well, this answer says: with a fucking lot of overthinking from Dan's part, that's for sure.
I Thought You Had To Die To Find Something So Out Of The Ordinary (ao3) - PR_Booklover711
Summary: Just Dan and Phil dancing to a couple of Alex Warren songs and reminiscing.
i want to hold you close (soft breath, beating heart) (ao3) - alliumt0m
Summary: Phil hasn’t figured out how to “ethically” get blood. This leads him to having to attack people late at night just to get blood. Dan doesn’t like it, but it’s something Phil has to do so he doesn’t voice it. Phil tries to put off feeding, which leaves him irritated and snappy. dan often has to push him to go out and eat. Phil pushes the limits of the in-between feeding period and when Dan finally gets him to go out, he almost kills someone.
If I Spilled My Guts, It’d Make a Mess We Can’t Clean Up (ao3) - chewswisely777
Summary: Wherein Dan and Phil have strictly been platonic roommates all these years, each bringing boys in and out of the flat as they pleased, but never realizing that it hurt one another just as much as it hurt themselves.
if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second, and other bullshit sentences about love (ao3) - m_katiep
Summary: Bringing back the gaming channel didn't magically fix all the problems in their relationship, but maybe a whole ass tour will. Right? Please? Phil is still madly in love, but Dan is struggling.
look how far we've come, think i've finally won (ao3) - wilscnbarnes
Summary: Dan reflects on his and Phil's relationship through the years after the hard launch. Snippets of past Dan and Phil.
no lie, i would lay down my life (for any rat in the road) (ao3) - emceeescher
Summary: Dan presents Phil with a hypothetical.
Out of My League (And I Can't Give You the Life You Deserve) (ao3) - AFFLXENZA
Summary: When Dan finds an engagement ring laying in the bottom of a storage box. he starts to question the life he has with phil, and the things he's made phil sacrifice for it.
Some Things Just Make Sense and One Of Those Is You and I (ao3) - writingfairy
Summary: “Tag yourself,” Phil murmured.
The youngest scooted closer on the couch to straddle his partner and let his fingers run onto the fabric of the shirt. He stopped on the bottom line of frogs.
“Granular poison dart frog,” he read, lightly tapping the pad of his index finger to the frog.
The Grumpy Demon and the Angel Who Wouldn’t Leave Him Alone (ao3) - Justpassingthrough999
Summary: Dan is a demon who has a boring office job in hell. One day, an angel arrives at his office, claiming to be there for an internship. Dan is skeptical, but Phil seems to have the support of the big boss (AKA His Holiness), so there's not really much he can do. He decides to make the best of a bad situation, but Phil seems determined to defy him at every turn.
The One Where Phil Makes Dan Jealous On Purpose (ao3) - Justpassingthrough999
Summary: Phil makes Dan jealous on purpose and gets absolutely wrecked for his troubles. That’s it, that’s the fic.
This hurt that I'm holding's getting heavy (but I'ma keep a smile on my shoulders 'til I'm sweaty) (ao3) - GerardWayIsMyWife
Summary: Phil has been struggling with joint pains his entire life, but he never understood what the cause was until he finds a doctor who actually takes his symptoms seriously, and he finally gets a diagnosis.
Three times Dan and Phil saw a pigeon that wasn't Steve + the one time it was (ao3) - theheartnexttophan
Summary: Ever since moving out of the apartment where they met Steve, Dan and Phil have been checking every pigeon they pass on the street hoping to run into him again.
To be there soon, means that I'm with you on Christmas (ao3) - not_that_kinda_girl
Summary: It had come time for Christmas once again, but a certain Christmas loving blond was not excited to part from the love of his life to spend the holiday with their respective families. Some unfortunate weather and a little luck shows that Santa -who is of course very real- will always grant you a holiday wish.
we are just more compatible with each other day-to-day than anyone we'll ever meet (ao3) - natigail
Summary: They are going to hard launch. For real. The last piece they've yet to take back from the internet.
One video to explain it all. A big commitment from the guy, who hates all types of commitment, except for with Phil, of course.
What a huge mistake (we should have done it earlier) (ao3) - Strawggle
Summary: Dan has just arrived in Manchester to study law, he's lost, lonely, and unsure where he belongs.
Then he meets Phil. Something sparks between them… and then nothing.
They become inseparable, but strictly platonic: soulmates who never cross the line.
At least, not until one moment changes everything.
What Happens in Zante Stays in Zante (But Not Really) (ao3) - httphowell
Summary: Dan and Phil, fresh from their A-Levels, head to Zante with friends Chris and PJ. One wild night, after too many drinks, long-hidden feelings surface and everything changes between them.
would you like a diamond ring on your wedding finger? (ao3) - phacochere_9
Summary: Dan gets lost on social media, and then in his own head. As usual, Phil is the way out.
you can see it with the lights out (you are in love) (ao3) - genzsappho
Summary: It’s a good thing it’s dark, because Dan’s definitely blushing. On impulse, he props himself up on one elbow and leans over Phil, hovering. Their eyes meet.









