#look somewhere else

[moranades]

this is for all of my baby girls, I see your comments ladies and they make me smile

[savageboar]

when customers stare at me my inner chimp instincts kick in deep inside my brain somewhere and i have to not initiate a trevor the chimp incident

[a-zira-fell]

If you would be able to, what do you think about 99 (don't look at me like that) with A/c?

They were feeding ducks. It was a habit that didn’t seem very hard to break, but once you got used to it, you could never help but wonder if maybe the ducks missed you.

So, they were still feeding ducks. However, they had made a switch from bread to seeds and grapes and other things Crowley thought were strange to feed to ducks. But Aziraphale had insisted.

“157 years,” Crowley said after triple-checking his calculations. It would be awkward if he got it wrong.

Aziraphale didn’t react at first. Only when Crowley was about to repeat himself, he asked.

“What?”

“We were here, you know. Feeding ducks.”

Crowley briefly wondered, if they were the same ducks, but then reminded himself, that unlike himself and the angel at his side, ducks were mortal beings. At least as far as was known.

“Oh,” Aziraphale said, but Crowley could tell that he wasn’t paying attention. He popped the last of the grapes he was holding into his mouth – he could almost feel the ducks’ reproachful stares – before he turned to Aziraphale.

“You accused me of fraternising with you,” he said.

The angel looked up and Crowley could quite literally watch him return to reality.

“It’s been that long?” he asked.

Crowley nodded.

“Fraternising. Hmm. Odd word for it.”

“For what?” Crowley frowned.

“Being in love,” Aziraphale shrugged and the demon nearly choked on a grape seed.

“What?” he coughed; his eyes almost popping out of his skull.

“Now, don’t look at me like that,” Aziraphale said, as if it was Crowley who was being weird.

“Just to be clear,” Crowley wheezed, between two coughing fits. “Could you… repeat that?”

“I said fraternising was an odd word to use for being in love.”

“So you were in love?”

Aziraphale smiled.

“With me?”

“Are,” the angel said.

“What?”

“I am in love.”

“Why are, then?” Crowley repeated. Then the penny dropped. “You’re in love with me?”

Aziraphale smiled, but the insecurity shone through.

“Oh.”

“I thought, you… I thought maybe now, it wouldn’t… nobody cares anymore. I can tell you.”

Crowley fought down the urge to cough again.

“Angel,” he said instead and hoped, the single word would express enough.

Aziraphale turned away again, leaving Crowley’s racing heart as the only evidence that he hadn’t just hallucinated this conversation, until Aziraphale brushed their hands together and slowly interlaced their fingers.

It was a reassuring gesture, Crowley more than welcomed, but it didn’t exactly help with his racing heart.

[inhale-the-frost]

*resting face gets bitchier as people keep staring*

[minuvee]

do people with dicks just look at their dicks while they pee??

[mayaaminmin]

if you want to be my sugar daddy you gotta court me properly first smh tell me about yourself like what's your full name? what's your job? where do you live? do you like pets? how much do you earn? what's your bank information? what's your favorite restaurant? what was the name of your first crush? what schools did you go to? what's your mother's maiden name? what's your social security number?

[cyclopsfairystudios]

Miss Deann brings us a lil animated gif about two of our fave Overwatch characters. 

[chaotictroglodytarum]

The Complete Basics

Everything has to have a beginning. In this case, it is where you, the player, the new guy to TF2, will start. This guide contains need-to-know information for any noob, gibus or otherwise. It will teach you the inner mechanisms of this game, how it works, what you need to know if you ever want to have a chance at this game. If you already know this stuff, feel free to skip. Alright? Right. Let’s begin.

Your First Match:                                                                                                   So, it’s your first match. You’re freshly spawned and ready to go! But what’s this? People have different weapons than you, but they’re the same class? Whaaaat? Well sonny, you’ve just caught a glimpse into the vast array of weapons and items available for said class. But don’t worry about this yet. Instead, focus on these helpful tips:

*Stock weapons are considered the best, so don’t feel bad if that’s only what you have.

*Medics heal you. Spies will kill you.

*Sentry guns can only be taken down by 4 classes without Uber:               Heavy, Soldier, Demoman, and Spies.

*As a spy, use your sapper to take down enemy buildings (Sentry Gun, Dispenser, Teleporter).

*Medics can Uber-charge you after a certain amount of time. You’ll be powerful. Attack with full force.

Now, that’s just the complete basics for a absolute beginner. It’s meant to be that way. I’ll include some helpful tips and tricks for you later this week. But next up is going to be the Scout.