jesus shitting christ, so much has happened. is it absurd to comment that abovwe all else, im still thinking about that night vwith pizza? i vwas off my rocker to so flagrantly hate on discount maryam right in front of such a prime spade candidate, but i dont think he evwen understood vwhat vwas going on. and honestly, if anything, he vwas probably just amused. confusedly entertained. aroused, evwen? regardless, that vwas the dullest part of an experience that probably shone like a beacon of allure into the deepest trench of unforgivwing sad DARKNESS that vwas his boring life as a robotic nobody before i strolled onto the scene.

















