Distracting succulcnt
1: Is there a boy/girl in your life? Nope. 2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? Nope - they’re still hurting me. 3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?” Kitty cats or MILFs. 4: What’s something you really want right now? Lemon sorbet. 5: Are you afraid of falling in love? Already fallen but if I could go back in time I’d be more afraid knowing how much it hurt to fall back out. 6: Do you like the beach? It’s okay. 7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else? Yes and it was amazing, inspired a song and everything. 8: What’s the background on your cell? Tattoo flash work. 9: Name the last four beds you were sat on? Mine. Mine. Hotel. Mine. 10: Do you like your phone? I guess. 11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned? Not at all - pregnant at 17 and alone. 12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts? Some fuckboys no doubt. 13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler? Poodle. 14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? Emotional, for sure. 15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? Art museum. 16: Are you tired? Always. 17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact? Eight months. 18: Are they a relative? No. 19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes? I have one ex and I confused that I still loved him after nearly a year apart and I got turned down - so I have no choice to consider. 20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with? Yesterday - both talking about how bored we were - exciting stuff. 21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? Of course I would. 22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Most definitely. 23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now? Zero. 24: Is there a certain quote you live by? Not really. 25: What’s on your mind? Food. 26: Do you have any tattoos? Yes, just one on my upper thigh. 27: What is your favorite color? Pink and yellow. 28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips? Hopefully soon but realistically idk never? 29: Who are you texting? My boss. 30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch? Nope. 31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right? I guess. 32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? Multiple. 33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you? Unlikely. 34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? Yes, the baby daddy who now can’t even look at me xoxoxox. 35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you? I’d cry probably. 36: Were you single on Valentines Day? Kinda, but kinda not. 37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed? Yeah I guess. 38: What do your friends call you? Big fat mama. 39: Has anyone upset you in the last week? Yeah. 40: Have you ever cried over a text? Yep. Thousands. 41: Where’s your last bruise located? Butt xoxo. 42: What is it from? Being bitten. 43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad? Everyday. 44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with? My boss. 45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes? Yeah they’re black ballet pumps. 46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day? Of course I do. 47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style? I would go bald if I wanted to, I wouldn’t do it just because it’s fashionable. 48: Do you make supper for your family? Mac and cheese. 49: Does your bedroom have a door? Yes. 50: Top 3 web-pages? Tumblr, Instagram, and YouTube. 51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping? My brother. 52: Does anything on your body hurt? My back. 53: Are goodbyes hard for you? Depends who I’m saying goodbye to. 54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself? Water. 55: How is your hair? Short and dull. 56: What do you usually do first in the morning? Pee or cry or pee and cry. 57: Do you think two people can last forever? Maybe. 58: Think back to January 2007, were you single? Yep I was also like 10? 59: Green or purple grapes? Green. 60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug? Next time a see a puppy? 61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now? Anywhere else. 62: When will be the next time you text someone? Nowish. 63: Where will you be 5 hours from now? Driving to McDonald’s most likely. 64: What were you doing at 8 this morning? Working. 65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked? The guy I recently told I still love and he’s now shagging some girl who’s prettier and smarter and funnier than me. 66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? BFF. 67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today? Nope. 68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? “God I’m fat”. 69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? Yep too many times. 70: How many windows are open on your computer? 3. 71: How many fingers do you have? Are thumbs counted as fingers? 72: What is your ringtone? Idk. 73: How old will you be in 5 months? 18. 74: Where is your Mum right now? Working. 75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love? I moved away and we didn’t make it, now I’m back he’s moved on. 76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? Nope. 77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago? Nope. 78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7? Nah. 79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike? Nope. 80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? Everyday for like a year and a half. 81: How many people have you liked in the past three months? 4? 82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days? Nope. 83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight? I hope so but doubt I will. 84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with? Probably my mum ngl. 85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care? No. 86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie? I lowkey peed myself a lil. 87: Who was your last received call from? My boss. 88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you? Fucking yes 🔥 89: What is something you wish you had more of? Money. 90: Have you ever trusted someone too much? Every boy I’ve ever met. 91: Do you sleep with your window open? Nope cause bugs. 92: Do you get along with girls? Not really. 93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth? Idk. 94: Does sex mean love? Nope. 95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem? Not at all. 96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring? Yes, great kisser. 97: Did you sleep alone this week? Everyday. 98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you? I guess, no one close though. 99: Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes. 100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise? Idk my mum?