🍎The apple tree was obscenely productive this year🍎
So, to take a break from the topics forced on the fandom by the Brainwashing Unit of the Department of the Official Narrative of the Week, I’m opting for a free-flow ramble. . . .
As we all know, the apple tree in Stepfather Sam’s backyard produced an absurd amount of fruit this summer.
Oh, is that the apple tree that had Hundreds of Apples This Year?
(After all, three years is probably enough time for it to grow to a respectable size.)
In any case, it was this very image of a 'tree' that came to my mind when I was scrolling through Instagram this morning and stumbled upon a 'tree' presented by a certain yoga guru. Facepalm.
. . . Ultimately, it is probably for the best that our Main Characters don't share photos of their unmade beds (you can find a morning bed shot by swiping through that Instagram post). Maybe a bit of privacy still beats an overdose of secondhand embarrassment.
Which, naturally, does not alter the core truth: f**k the Narrative™.
[22 December, 2025]
