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You’re not cool enough to hang out with us
(I’m sorry for reposting its just nothing will show up in tags for me???)
DNI queer exclusionists and proshippers
Oh boy here I come with the Ben 10 content
DNI queer exclusionists and proshippers
You're not cool enough to hang out with us
also lootea bc I am trash
Send me a ship and I will rate it:
notp / not really / meh / I could / sometimes / maker, yes / my otp babbies
and answer:
Who is the most affectionate? Looma is the most verbally affectionate, and Attea is the most physical.
Big spoon/Little spoon? Looma big, Attea little. Just like their actual sizes. >w<
Most common argument? They pick affectionate for-fun fights all the time (which usually ends in a physical altercation that would be abuse in any other circumstance but they’re both violent aliens who enjoy and consent to it), but for things they actually disagree on, it’s usually what planet they should conquer next.
Favorite non-sexual activity? Besides fighting each other, probably organizing their armies and playing war games. Or actual wars. You know, whatever’s available. They’re just really into being warlords.
Who is most likely to carry the other? Looma carries Attea around all the time, especially when they’re on Khoros and Attea’s at risk of getting squashed or kicked over.
Nicknames? I’m positive that Attea calls Looma all sorts of teasing nicknames, but I can’t think of any good ones. Looma uses pet names constantly.
Who worries the most? Looma, although neither worry that much. Attea’s basically incapable of worrying, especially since she knows her wife can kick just about anyone’s ass.
Who tops? Attea. Given how Tetramands choose mates, Looma was probably looking for someone who could dominate her.
Who initiates kisses? Loooooma, she’s a sucker for that stuff
Who wakes up first? Attea, Incurseans don’t need as much sleep. She spends the time organizing her empire while cuddled up to her sleeping wife for heat. <3
Who says I love you first? Looma. Definitely Looma.
Loottea
Their ringtones for each other: Standard communicator beeping. Custom ringtones aren’t huge out in the galaxy. (Although, Looma did have a theme written for Attea for when she enters the imperial court on Khoros, as is standard for empresses. Attea was beyond flattered, especially since Looma made sure that the composers took inspiration from Incursean music.)
Their FB relationship status: They don’t have facebook, but they make it abundantly clear to the public that they are married and their empires are merged.
Whether they are addicted to couples selfies: Attea is very vain and loves selfies, and makes Looma hold the camera for extra good shots.
Which of their friends is over-joyed shipper trash that they are together: Ben’s pretty psyched about it, mostly because it means that they’re leaving him alone.
Who overshares intimate relationship details: Attea. Incurseans didn’t evolve to have sex in the intimate usual way, but she does sex stuff for Looma’s sake. As a result she doesn’t really comprehend that it’s private and talks about it pretty openly, much to Looma’s dismay.
Who steals the other’s clothes: Attea uses Looma’s skirt-cape as a blanket sometimes.
Who’s the PDA fan: Attea is always cuddling up against Looma in public. She doesn’t care if it’s undignified, it’s warm.
Who proposes: Attea started the fight that ended with them being engaged, if that counts.
Loottea?
??? Do not worry anon you could send me ben/vilgax and i would probably do it in all seriousness
-who cries when someone dies in a movie:: neither, they laugh, but Looma might sniff a bit
-who wears the ugly holiday garb::Looma
-who pays for the meals::umm?? I'd say Attea but I' not so sure
-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone::Attea plays the trombone and Looma slams the oven, which ends in a funeral for the poor oven
-who brings home stray animals:: Looma and Attea has no time for this shit
-who leaves the bathroom door open::?? I dunno Looma
-who tells the 'dad jokes'::Looma, she loved her daddy's jokes so she tells them a lot
-who wants kids more:: I can't see Attea really wanting kids, so I'd say Looma
-who travels more::Attea??
-who spends more cash:: Looma, daddy buys her mostly anything
-who buys the things in infomercials:: um?? Both, they' don't really understand the human concept of infomercials yet they think these are legitimate products
-who draws in the dust on their cars:: Looma
-who starts the snowball fights::Attea, but then Looma get's VERY enthusiastic about it
-who throws away the directions to things:: Attea, nobody tells her what to do
-who puts up holiday decor:: um, together
-who is more likely to forget to bathe::I'd say Looma because amphibians need to keep hydrated and since Looma is from such a dry climate water may have been scarce and not used so often
-who gets more obsessed about things::??? I dunno, Looma
-who sings in the shower more often:: Eh, Looma
Loottea and Gwelen
Drinks all of the coffee: Attea's the only one who needs caffeine, or whatever the Incursean equivalent is. Looma's always ready to go in the morning, probably thanks to her time in the Tetramand military.
Brings up adopting a pet: Over the years Looma has adopted many of the gladiatorial beasts that captured her heart during the yearly games. She was worried that Attea wouldn't like them, but she thinks they're the coolest. They spend a lot of time playing around with Looma's pets.
Kills the bugs: Attea goes a step further and eats them.
Cooks the meals: They have royal servants for that, but if they're in a bind, Looma will do the cooking (she's had basic training on that) and Attea will season it (she's got a better sense of taste).
Starts getting into holidays way before they should: Looma gets really into prepping for various Tetramand holidays. It can be a little exhausting for Attea sometimes, but she doesn't mind too much, especially if the event involves intense combat.
Initiates the couple selfies: Attea. So many selfies, oh my god. She needs to slow down.
Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: Attea sometimes gets so busy with conquering planets that she forgets important events, or even dinner plans. Looma is understanding though, and Attea usually goes overboard when she tries to make up for it.
Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: I don't think either of them have ever been grocery shopping in their lives, but Attea watches what she eats more. I have this headcanon that Incursean leaders are a separate caste from the workers/soldiers and have a naturally high amount of body fat, like Milleous. Attea uses medical treatments and careful dieting to keep herself slim so she can be more effective in combat, so junk food is a no-no. (Slightly off topic, but the only reason she has boobs is because she needed to keep some fat deposits to stay healthy, and having them on her chest interfered with her flexibility and range of movement the least.) Looma likes to treat herself after a victory.
Nicknames the other: Looma gives Attea a lot of sweet pet names, while Attea gives Looma lots of playful, slightly insulting ones.
"Stop trying to cheer me up!" Loottea~
"Stop trying to cheer me up!" Attea snapped.
Looma hesitated, leaned the fancy battleaxe against the wall, and sighed. This wasn't what she was hoping to come home to. And why did her wife have to be in a sour mood today of all days?
She slumped into her throne and watched Attea furiously typing out some scathing message on her communicator for whoever had pissed her off. Because Attea hated talking about things she was mad about so much, most people would assume that she was throwing some bratty hissy-fit about something trivial because she's used to getting what she wants. Having spent a year with her, Looma assumed the opposite. The Incursean Empire was massive and incredibly difficult to coordinate and control, so Attea didn't have time to be more than momentarily angry about trivial matters. (Of course, a moment was all it took to shoot an unsatisfactory servant in the face.) Whatever the Incursean empress was fuming about, it was probably a serious setback.
Looma waited for Attea to send out her angry message, then plucked her out of her throne and pulled her in. Attea struggled at first, but gave up as soon as she was on her wife's lap. She snuggled up against the Tetramand's stomach and huffed.
Looma lightly wrapped her lower arms around the other. "You know, I was hoping I could ask you this when you were in a better mood, but we're running out of time..."
"Ask me what?" Attea looked up with a raised eyebrow.
"Well..." Looma held up a blue ticket and waved them in front of Attea's face. "My father got his hands on three tickets to Slix Vigma's annual Galactic Battle Spectacular two days from now. We were wondering if you might want to--"
Attea snatched the ticket from Looma's grasp, squealing. All traces of anger vanished from her now beaming face. "Oh my god oh my god oh my god! I've always wanted to go!" For a second, her smile faultered. She looked up at Looma with slight worry. "Will they even let me in?" Most intergalactic events were scarily determined to keep Incursean officials out, which is why she had never gone before.
Looma raised a fist proudly. "If they try to deny you, I will bash their skulls in!"
"Awww, sweetiecakes!" Attea wrapped her arms around Looma's waist, grinning like a maniac. "You're the best!"
Looma giggle softly and gave her love a peck on the head. "Anything for you, dearest."