Cardin: Oh! Hello, little girl~! Have you seen any protein around here?
Ruby: No.
Cardin: Bummer.
Ruby: ...
Cardin: ...Welp! See ya later!
Ruby: Hold it, big guy! I brought you here to be sacrificed, and that's exactly what I plan to do!
Cardin: Sacrificed? No can do, Little Red! I've got some sparring to get to!
Ruby: Why not spar with me~?
Cardin: YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE HERO OF BEACON?
Ruby: Not much of hero from what I s-
Cardin: (Swings down)
Ruby: (Petal bursts away)
Cardin: ...Sorry, little girl. I don't know what came over me. But if you're looking for a fight... Better say good ni- Wait... Where'd she-
Ruby: That heavy armor weighs you down. Makes you slow. Just how I like it~.
Cardin: Ghk! (Thinking) She's fast! This might be a good fight after all... Unfortunately, for her, I'm not as slow as she thi-
Ruby: Are you inner monologuin-?
Cardin: (Leaps at her, Swinging at her)
Ruby: (Bobbing, Weaving, Dodging)
Cardin: (Smashes down) HA! Got you now, you little bitch!
Ruby: That's one.
Cardin: One what?! You haven't landed a single- (Points stump arm)
Cardin: When did she-?! And such a clean cut, too! Such speed!.
Ruby: Oh, you are NOT inner monologuing me again!
Cardin: She must be using some kind of magic or has a semblance that breaks time or something. OH, THIS GIRL'S A BIIITCH! Wait, but if I can still talk and move, that means she's probably not using it the whole time. She has to take breaks and cooldown! That's when I'll strike!
Cardin: Ha! I'd like to see you try that agai- (Arm falls off)
Cardin: SHE'S FAST.
Cardin: (Turns, Kicks)
Ruby: (Slices off his leg, Then other leg)
Cardin: (Falls to the ground)
Ruby: Phew! Good! Now just stay like that while I-
Cardin: I'm sorry, my friends... It looks like we won't be going out together after all...
Cardin: (Pushing on his stumps to get up) But that's why... Why... WHY I WON'T GIVE U- (Decapitation~!)
Ruby: Finally!
Penny: (Pops into existence behind Ruby)
Ruby: Now then... (Clasps hands together)
Ruby: O GREAT BROTHER OF DARKNESS!
Ruby: I CALL UPON YOU NOW! NOT TO COMMAND, BUT TO EVOKE THE LAW OF EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE!
