#lord dampnut

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[violetfaust]

ABC moderators were SO UNFAIR to poor Donald during the debate by fact-checking his claims that Democrats murdered newborns, Haitians are eating people’s kittens, and he won the 2020 election, while letting Kamala get away with…(checks notes) …quoting things Trump is on record as saying.

[hale-my-nathan]

Trump Weird News - Presenting LORD DAMPNUT

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[recklesslyinfatuated2]

Don’t Use Tylenol While Pregnant,” Says Man Who Used Porn Star While Wife Was Pregnant

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Donald Trump, a man who infamously had an affair with a porn star during his wife’s second trimester, has taken a break from his presidential duties of axing late-night shows, to tell people what to do during a pregnancy.

In an announcement alongside Secretary for Vaccine Conspiracies, Robert F Kennedy Jr, the President declared that Tylenol must be avoided at all costs, unless you had a major headache after a big night getting golden showers from Stormy Daniels.

“There is nothing more dangerous for a woman than taking this painkiller drug during her pregnancy,” said the man found liable for sexual abuse.

Sales of the drug Tylenol – AKA paracetamol – skyrocketed amongst pregnant women after the unproven claim was aired by Trump, due to the President saying: “This drug will give your baby autism, so don’t take it and you’ll have a child that could end up normal, like me.”

Together, Trump and RFK Jr are looking into other drugs that could have adverse effects on pregnant women, with the President specifically demanding that he be the one to conduct field research on the impacts of rohypnol.

[liveyourlifeihavemyown]

The way the public reaction to our evolving/devolving government and its insanity of rewarded ignorance is not an indictment of democracy. Democracy can work. Capitalism doesn't. Can't. Won't. Hasn't.

Not for you. Not for me. Not for the schmuck that thinks it's their ticket out of the exact economic desert Capitalism Temu'd his ass into.

But Capitalism absolutely does work for the few that "won" the very game they rigged.

Wonder if anyone left to write the history books will know enough to distinguish them in the tangle of propaganda.

[tardis-stowaway]

I am absolutely losing my shit laughing at this. The fact that 45 is so blatantly corrupt is beyond appalling, but this Gregory Brothers songified parody is great. 

[captainswan618]

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