#lord dio

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Unpopular opinion: Phantom Dio was peak Dio <3

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Hiii I hope you’re well and this isn’t too late, but may I have diavolo with prompt#11 ‘Person A and Person B sleeping in the same bed and Person A keeps waking up cold because Person B has pulled all the blankets off of them.’ Please and thank you!! Have a nice day!

Hi! Hope you’re staying safe through everything! This got kinda long so hope that’s okay 🥺 reader is gender neutral!

Prompt Scenario: “Person A and Person B sleeping in the same bed and Person A keeps waking up cold because Person B has pulled all the blankets off of them.” With Diavolo!

After seeing how much of a success the retreats have been with everyone, Lord Diavolo decided to hold another one just for fun. Nothing really changed except for one minor factor that nobody was particularly happy about.

Lord Diavolo wanted to room with you. Which meant sharing the bed. Together.

Now the brothers weren’t exactly...pleased with this notion, but they could only complain and fuss so much about it, with Lucifer scowling at them with Barbatos glaring. They weren’t exactly happy about this either, but Lord Diavolo is in charge, the future king, so they have to listen whether they agreed or not.

After dinner and bidding everyone goodnight (not without some snarky remarks and sullen looks), you were lead to Lord Diavolo’s private chambers. You couldn’t lie, you were beyond nervous. You were sharing a bed with royalty, with no space separating you two. What if you drool? What if you accidentally kick him? What if you talk in your sleep and Lucifer somehow hears you and punishes you for it?

Okay that last one might be a bit of a stretch, but it’s still a possibility!

“You have nothing to worry about MC.”

“Oh- I know Barb. It’s just...I don’t want to do anything embarrassing.”

“Nonsense. It’s not well to be stressed before sleep, so try to relax. The young master seems to be very elated knowing that you haven’t rejected his offer.”

You both reached his door, looking even more regal than what you imagined.

“I believe this is where we part”, Barbatos then turned to face you, bowing. “Please keep in mind my words MC. You have nothing to fret about, as you two will just be getting a good night’s rest. I hope that will be the only thing done this evening-”

“B-BARBATOS-”

“I’m merely joking, somewhat”, he chuckled at your distress. “Goodnight MC, please call if you need my assistance.”

You told him goodnight and watched him walk away, and prepared to knock on Lord Diavolo’s door. You weren’t expecting to turn around and see him standing in the doorway, the prince grinning widely, donned in his custom pajamas that you snuck for his birthday, the mini pumpkins and figures of him dancing gleefully.

“Ah MC! I was worried you wouldn’t show up! And these pajamas still fit so wonderfully”, he cackled.

“Are you ready for tonight?”

Golden eyes glimmering with mischief, his smile turning into a smirk as he spoke.

You gulped. You could only hope that you wouldn’t regret this.

“Then let’s begin, shall we?”

-

You overreacted.

You keep forgetting that while Lucifer is so uptight, Diavolo is the complete opposite. He wanted to see the human customs of what was done at sleepovers, so you showed him pretty much the basics: pillow fights, painting his nails (where you somehow spilled on his top and he just casually went the rest of the night without it), truth or dare, gossiping, all stuff that were normal to you he seemed overjoyed doing. But you weren’t whining about it at all, seeing Lor- Diavolo, with a genuine smile on his face not worrying about his duties is valuable to you.

If someone would have told you that you would be laying in bed voluntarily with a literal demon, the future King of Hell to be exact, you would have thought they were crazy and suggested that they get help ASAP. So the sight of him breathing softly and relaxed is surreal.

This could be the perfect moment for you both, if only he didn’t keep stealing the damn covers!

Why would he need all the covers anyway? You knew that demons have a higher body temp, running hotter than yours, but obviously that didn’t stop him from being a blanket hogger! This was the fifth time you woke up because of being so cold and missing the warmth of the blankets, and you would every so often grab atleast one that you could wrap yourself in. But it seems that your efforts were futile, as he just kept grabbing at them.

You didn’t understand it. Everytime he got the blankets, he would just grasp them tightly against himself, not even covering himself with it. Maybe he’s having a nightmare? No...he kept smiling to himself, so maybe just a good dream?

You thought that was it, until he snuggled deeper into the stolen covers and you heard your name escape his mouth more than once.

Was he...dreaming of you?

Despite being kind of embarrassed and honored to be on his mind (atleast the feeling is mutual), you’re freezing. So, you decided to take a leap of faith and kill two birds with one stone. You slowly gripped the covers and slowly moved it off of him like you were doing before, and then waited for the right moment.

It shouldn’t take long, and you don’t know what time it is, but you weren’t going to miss it. As he went to grab at them again, you threw them on the other side of your body, only keeping one large enough for the both of you. The plan was to share one blanket and “mysteriously” end up in his arms, cuddling if possible. The bed was huge, so there was no way that he could get to them, unless he rolled over you to-

Oh no.

You didn’t want to be crushed to death by Diavolo! Yes, you have pictured sharing a bed with him more than once and you don’t mind doing this again in the future (minus the blanket stealing), but you didn’t want to die like this!

You cocooned yourself with the blanket as you tried to roll away when you saw his arm reaching, but it was too late.

He clenched the blanket, your body practically swaddled and dragged you to him, circling his arms around you and nestling into you. He somehow managed to unravel you and pull the blanket over you both, all the while being dead asleep (which was both fascinating and scary). He breathed a sigh of relief and mumbled something incoherently (although you did hear your name a couple of times).

Well you’re warm now, and in his arms, so you guess that this wasn’t too bad, as you could feel yourself dozing off.

You had a feeling that you would stay sleep now.

Bonus:

You felt movement underneath your head, which awoke you from your slumber. You surprisingly felt well rested, raising your head up when-

“Good morning, MC! How was your sleep? I hope I wasn’t too much of a disturbance.”

That’s right.

You’re in Diavolo’s room. You two spent the night together. And he hogged the blankets all night!

“You blanket thief! I almost froze to death because of you!”

He just chuckled at you, “Oh MC, you should know that I wouldn’t let that happen! And it seems like that wasn’t an issue, I’m keeping you nice and warm now, aren’t I?”

And you’re still in his arms, him cradling you to his chest.

Damn Dia and his handsome pecs!

You didn’t really have a rebuttal, but you didn’t have time either as you could hear Barbatos announcing through the door his presence and the shouts of Mammon and Asmo carrying with it.

You sighed, you guessed that this would have to come to an end eventually, but why so soon? It seemed like Diavolo shared the same sentiment, but he didn’t let you have time to dwell on it.

After a soft kiss to your forehead, you both got up and you left to get ready for the day and to calm the brothers down. You weren’t expecting to get held back, Diavolo leaning down to gently peck your hand, like he was your own Prince Charming.

“Thank you for being my company, MC. And I do hope that this continues to happen in the future.”

“Of course, Dia.”

Once it was just him and Barbatos, he made sure to schedule another retreat, just you and him. You make him feel as if he’s not as lonely as he’s used to.

Besides, the brothers always have you, and it’s finally his turn to be a little selfish.

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super quick little sketch of Lord Dio. accidentally made him super sexy, but i wouldnt have it any other way. 🖤🖤🖤

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Lord DIO

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Dio: Why is it that whenever I start to have fun, it's so wrong?

Vanilla Ice: People die when you have fun, Lord Dio.

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DIO, 1987.

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Legato Bluesummers

Source: Trigun

Trauma-Rama: Childhood sexual abuse, sexual slavery, murder, body modification

Adulthood in twenty words or less: Emotionless killer bent on destroying human life, especially the good twin, blows shit up with his mind

Why they’re deplorable: Legato is cool as hell. He survived a horrible, horrible childhood because Vash the Stampede’s evil twin, Millions Knives, blew up the town he lived in and Legato started following him around because he had no one else. Now, he’s a psychic killer, using his mind to ruin everyone’s day. He hates Vash for...reasons. He just hates the guy because the evil twin hates him, and he wants to corrupt him and force Vash to admit that he’s just as bad as everyone else...he’s a turbo pessimist with the powers to back up his drive to be the ultimate Debbie Downer. He’s not the main big bad, but he’s one of the better villains Vash fights during the series.

Crowning moment of evil: You’ll have to head to my blog to find out

Ryo (Satan)

Source: Devilman (and it’s many, many incarnations)

Trauma-Rama: Literally being Satan, dead father (before he remembers that he is literally Satan)

Adulthood/Adolescence in twenty words or less: (As Satan) You can’t friendzone the devil/(As Ryo) In love with his stupid best friend, big guns, and killing demons

Why they’re deplorable: Ryo is almost cheating. He isn’t the antagonist until the end of the series, and it’s not a stab in the back like the next entry on this list because he’s so creepy the whole damn show! His hoe/foe-yay with Akira is actually canon, and the yaoi fan-critter in me rejoiced. So, at the start, you think he’s a strange guy who’s discovered the true threat of demons and needs his pure-hearted best friend Akira to become Devilman to help him stop them. And then, he gradually realizes that he is the literal devil. Honestly, Devilman is so bonkers and batshit that I can’t help but love it, and Ryo.

Crowning moment of evil: Visit the blog for video evidence

Griffith

Source: Berserk

Trauma-Rama: Loss of parents, war, engaging in sex work for war funds

Adulthood in twenty words or less: Asshole bird-man with a god complex who did everything wrong

Why they’re deplorable: Griffith is...you fall in love with this stupid bird bastard in the beginning of Berserk, and then he goes and betrays Guts and ruins everything for everyone and becomes Femto, member of the Godhand, and then he becomes Griffith again, commander of a monster army, and I want to kick him in the dick until he pees blood. I cannot stress this enough. Even knowing that Griffith turning evil, raping Casca and torturing Guts was coming, I still fell in love with Griffith and I was dreading the Eclipse with every fiber of my being. He makes you empathize with him before he betrays the audience. I can’t imagine reading or watching Berserk when it was first coming out, because that would have devastated fans. I have so much I could say about Griffith, so I should shut up and let you continue reading.

Crowning moment of evil: you probably know already, but you should still visit the blog anyway 

Gilgamesh/Archer

Source: Fate Zero, Fate Stay Night, Fate Grand Order

Trauma-Rama: Losing his best and only-est friend

Adulthood in twenty words or less: I’m the King, bitches, and everyone who disagrees is getting hit in the head with my fanciest shit

Why they’re deplorable: Gilgamesh is an amoral demigod summoned as a “heroic spirit” to fight in Holy Grail wars. But he doesn’t want the grail for it’s awesome wish-granting powers. He wants it because it’s shiny and he likes treasure. That’s really it, at first. Then he wants to take over the world, which is also in character, because the world is also shiny. He’s just so self-assured of his own greatness that you both a) love watching his arrogant ass prance all over the screen and b) can’t wait for him to get his comeuppance. He’s such a bastard. The golden, crowning standard that all bastards strive to be.

Crowning moment of evil: How can you pick just one--check out the blog to find out which one made the top 

DIO

Source: JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Trauma-Rama: Child abuse, death of parents

Adulthood in twenty words or less: Turbo-bisexual vampire with an irrational hatred of shirts and other clothes that make sense

Why they’re deplorable: I truly saved the best (worst?) for last. DIO (and yes, you can only write it in caps lock) is the most meme-able anime villain of all time. He’s so bat-shit evil, and has such a good time doing it, that you just can’t help but watch. He manipulates everyone into hating his foster brother, kills his dog, assaults his girlfriend, and then acts like a whiny bitch when JoJo whoops his ass. And that’s just the first two episodes! DIO becomes a vampire and then turns his evil up to eleven, killing people, making zombies, kidnapping children...and then tops it off by stealing Jonathan’s body in front of his foster brother’s new wife. On his honeymoon. Despicable. He returns for part three as a vampire cult-leader with an army of trained stand users bent on destroying the Joestar bloodline. And he refuses to wear a shirt. I think he comes back in part six, but I haven’t read it yet so I don’t know what he does in it. He doesn’t give a shit about anyone but himself, and revels in how selfish and evil he is. DIO is an incredible adversary, and there’s never a dull moment with DIO around.

Crowning moment of evil: You get a bonus: it was his whole life. But still, check out the blog here: https://elkascott.wordpress.com/2021/01/23/top-five-anime-villains/